News Roundup

Let’s start off with some Political News:


...also too incompetent, too corrupt, too socialist, etc.


...oh noes, yet another red wave (which will turn into a pinkish trickle — if that — on Election Day).

And in Furrin Political News:


...which was so unexpected that the socialists didn’t have time to “find” more votes for their candidate.

From the Pentagon Papers:


...fired soldiers to Army:  get fucked.  (Well, I would.)


...DUDE!  Also, typo.

In the Animal Kingdom:


...takes a while to change a whole nation’s cuisine choices, dunnit?

And speaking of foreign shitholes:


...when you’re worse than California, Cuba and Venezuela...

In Sex News:


...begging the question:  what exactly was a 20-year-old woman doing in a cemetery at 4am, alone?


...just taking a page from the Schumer/Feinstein playbook, really. [/puke]


...wait:  women have orgasms?  Must be some new thing.

In Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:


...actually, a cheaper solution would be just to ship all the JustStopOil and similar Greenpeace loonies to the Moon.  Without space suits.

And when it comes to INSIGNIFICA:

...well, to be fair, nobody uses pocket watches anymore.


...no great loss;  it was a terrible show without Clarkson, May and Hammond anyway.


...and nobody cares.  However, Hannah Fry is a ginger hotty:

And on that red-hot note, we end the news.

7 comments

  1. .begging the question: what exactly was a 20-year-old woman doing in a cemetery at 4am, alone?

    Having sex. She’s only crying rape because he didn’t pay?

  2. I don’t like the way my boyfriend brings me to orgasm

    In neither the headline nor the article is the complainant’s gender revealed.

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  3. About Biden (short I”, “e is pronounced as long a”, and the “n” is silent)
    They don’t think he’s too old per se. It isn’t the years, it isn’t the mileage, it is the tread wear, and you can definitely see the cord showing through.

  4. Does not matter what we think about Biden the president. Trump could lead the polling 99 to 1 and we will still have Biden or some democrat pos shoved down our throat. There will never be a free or far election in this country ever again.

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