Over the past couple of days, I’ve seen a couple of things on the Knuckledragger’s website that just make me nod my head at the truth of them. Here’s the first, which I’d actually seen before — with a caption:
“Every time I see this gif, all I can think about is: child molesters.”
The other one, which also holds universal wisdom, is less radical but sage nevertheless:
Is there a man alive who would go rummaging around in his wife’s or girlfriend’s bag? Speaking for myself, I just hold the bag as in the pic, and hand it over without saying a word.
When asked why, I make a flippant remark like “I thought I heard some hornets buzzing around in there”, or “No no no, there are things with sharp teeth in there”.
And you know what? I don’t think I’m wrong, either.
No man should.