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…that make me want to go out into the street and slap random people in the face, just on the off-chance that they support this bullshit.
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So on to the naked truth:











Speaking of shower time:


Now have a cold one, and go to work.
And one for my long-suffering Lady Readers: Read more
Britishland’s Radio Times has published a Top 100 list of TV shows (from the beginning, i.e. early 1950s, until yesterday).
I read through the whole thing (so you don’t have to), and apart from the inexplicable inclusion of American shows (e.g. Hill Street Blues and M*A*S*H*) on the list, it’s not bad. Of course, I haven’t seen all of them — give me a break, we didn’t even have TV in South Africa till I turned 21 — but I thought I’d share my thoughts on the ones I have.
What the hell, it’s the weekend, right?
The Comedies
Drama
Cops ‘n Robbers
Sci-Fi
Never watched any of them. I did try to watch one episode of Doctor Who. It was awful and I never made it through to the end.
Documentaries
Missing from this Top 100 compilation (inexplicably, and shamefully):
All the above omissions should have been slotted in ahead of the American transplants; not that the Yank shows are bad — they aren’t — but they were essentially rebroadcasts.
If you haven’t seen any of the above shows, try to do so. You won’t be sorry.
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Let’s get on with it:

...combining mythology, fantasy, superstition and bad grammar all in one headline. (And no, there’s no link… are you kidding?)
Speaking of superstition, here’s the latest from the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© Dept.:
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…okay: I’m no fan of this foul broad but even I’m on her side here. Considering that she was only blowing/shagging her hubby, I don’t see how this qualifies as “prostitution”. [#KillAllGovtLawyers]

...FFS, when she’s not incoherent, she’s moronic.
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...and hundreds of DMV employees flock to volunteer for the jobs.
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...soon to be followed by a massive increase in the murder rate as the scumbags no longer face the chop. You heard it here first.

...and to everyone’s amazement, her album shoots to #2 in the charts the week afterward.
From Captain Obvious, Inc:
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...in another report, actual sex is apparently more enjoyable than phone sex.

...and the media are still bemused by the fact that most Americans hate, fear and distrust the Fibbies.
And in some truly magnificent INSIGNIFICA:

Finally, some Good News.
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...the only way this show could get any better would be if Lisa Hogan (51) were to be filmed in the nude in each episode:

I mean, she is Irish, but that doesn’t seem to be a problem for Clarkson.

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