And talking about giving the finger:
...let NYFC sink.
...they hate us, we move, Q.E.D.
From the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© front:
and:
...make ’em starve, guys: join the Frogs and Krauts, make your own European Union. Also:
...some would call it prudence, others would call it hypocrisy. I report, you decide.
On the Police Blotter:
...wait [putting on Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face]: you mean criminals don’t obey gun-prohibition laws?
And speaking of gun laws:
...git ‘er done, cher.
...that’s not really breaking news, is it? We’ve been doing that anyway, since Trump was still only a millionaire.
In the Dept. of Vanishing Things:
...wait: could this crisis be from vegans becoming a dying breed? One can only hope.
And in International News:
...and as plans go, this sounds like a good one.
...lemme guess: for boys, Mohammed, Piotr and Jetmir; for girls, Ngxoza, Jasmin and Agnieszka.
...presenting Dr. Kim’s Patented Anti-Seagull Devi©e:
And now ’tis time for link-free 
...and how many men would take the risk?
...not, mind you, that I think she said (or says) it that often, the Welsh tart. But anyway:
And one from days of yore:
And that’s it for the news.
And also:
