I don’t care if your dad DID have the biggest dick in Hollywood, I’ve SEEN Basic Instinct and I’m not impressed.
No, I don’t care if it WAS cold on the set that day.
And no, no motorboating, either. Forget it.
He: It’s this big, I can’t get my hands around it.
Thanks for the invite back to yours, but my daddy told me not to stick my dick in crazy.
…but then we could, you know, sell it. For, like, real money. Really.
.
“Somebody — anybody — please rescue me from this old fart.”
I don’t care HOW ‘into’ it you are. I’m not dressing up as Jack Skellington.
So, my wife would like a threesome.
For God’s sake Hunter, I don’t care what Dr. Jill said, if your balls are swollen that big, it’s gonorrhea.
I don’t care if your dad DID have the biggest dick in Hollywood, I’ve SEEN Basic Instinct and I’m not impressed.
No, I don’t care if it WAS cold on the set that day.
And no, no motorboating, either. Forget it.
He: It’s this big, I can’t get my hands around it.
Thanks for the invite back to yours, but my daddy told me not to stick my dick in crazy.
…but then we could, you know, sell it. For, like, real money. Really.
.
“Somebody — anybody — please rescue me from this old fart.”
I don’t care HOW ‘into’ it you are. I’m not dressing up as Jack Skellington.
So, my wife would like a threesome.
For God’s sake Hunter, I don’t care what Dr. Jill said, if your balls are swollen that big, it’s gonorrhea.
Romancing the Stoner.