Could the news possibly be any worse, I ask? I report; you decide.
...given some of the rulings I’ve seen recently, I think they’ve been doing that for years. Key word: Britishland. Also, see next item:
...’nuff said.
From the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:
...subject to the delays caused by the usual EPA “checks”, by which time everyone in the state will have died of cold already. And: Illinois?
In Business Medicine News:
...more like YAY! YAY! YAY! but whatever.
From the Department of Corrections:
...giving a whole new meaning to the term “prison screw”.
...must have found Epstein’s client list. Also:
And in the Great Cultural Assimilation Project:
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...just execute the little bitch and make her a martyr for Allah.
And speaking of martyrs:
...I guess Jahweh is mightier than Allah? We atheists get confused.
In Lawn Order News:
...as well they should. But I was told there would be landmines...
...key word: Oregon.
...better late than never. Keyword: Scotland.
And in Election News:
...and pretty much every year. Key name: Wrong Way McDaniel.
In other Entertainment News:
...faked it that long, eh? Good practice for when you’re married.
...we all knew that, hun.
In the blessedly-link-free INSIGNIFICA:
...okay, I’ve always had the hots for this little ginger shrimp, even though a) Australian and b) terrible taste in husbands.
And that’s all the news fit to worry about.
...the ducal dildo?
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