News Roundup

Starting off with Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:


...or, “How To Fuck Up A State, just Like Gavin Newsom Does”.


...unexpectedly.  Lessee:  cars that nobody wants, “renewable” energy sources that don’t work, “green” infrastructure that is more harmful than what it’s replacing… can’t imagine why people would want to bail on it all.

And in more Economic News:


...FJB.

From The Swamp:


...yeah, but they’ll find some way of bringing the fucking thing back to life.  You heard it here first. (UPDATE:  told you so.)

From Police Files:


...cops planting evidence?  Say it ain’t so.


...also to be found in the Dept. Of The Blindingly Obvious.


...in Chicago, that is a routine traffic stop.

From the Dept. of Education:


...forget it, Jake Glenn;  it’s California.


...perhaps the WashGov should ban horny teachers instead of natural gas?  Just a thought.


...nature studies, so to speak.  Very educational.


...I remember back when the Nazis referred to Physics as the “Jewish” science.  Oh how we laughed at them, the idiots...


...from Glenn’s mouth to God’s ear.

In the Hearts Of Stone Dept:


...on the one hand, it could be said that OLAS was really looking after him (not);  but on the other hand, maybe he was one of those priests (if you know what I mean), and just got what he deserved...

And in today’s 

   

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...apparently, they signify something or other (see link).


I have to say that I find her kinda plain-looking (like Lady Gaga?).

And that’s the news.

Train Smash Time

Oh yeah, baby:  it’s that time of year when the Grand National is run at Aintree, and when we can look forward to some Train Smash Women and their antics.

Only, this year?  Not as much fun as usual… so far:


Too many regrettable decisions to count, in that last one.

A couple, it seemed, didn’t get the memo:

…but a lot of others did, and dressed accordingly:

That said, I think these pics were taken mostly in the early morning, before the booze had a chance to do its work.

On the other hand, maybe it’s just that nobody could afford to get wasted.  HFS, look at those prices:

Racegoers will be expected to pay £7.50 for draught beers (not including Guinness) and ciders, while a 330ml can could cost up to £7.

Meanwhile, a single serving of wine is set to cost £9.50 with a full bottle priced at £37.50.

A bottle of Prosecco will set punters back £46 while a bottle of Gobillard Brut Champagne totals a staggering £85.

Cocktails are priced at £13 each, with soft drinks costing £3.20 and a can of water £2.90 itself.

We’ll just have to wait and see.  More to follow.


Update 1:  Okay, despite the cost of booze, that’s a little more Train Smash-y…


And then came… Ladies Day.

News Roundup

Let’s kick off with some good news, from the Dept. Of Education:


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And from the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© Temple:


...oh FFS.

From the Department of Irony:


...who as I recall voted for Biden over Trump, 53% – 47%.

From the Parish Newsletter:


...good thing he’s Anglican and not Catholic, or that Commie Pope would have got it all.

In Dietary News:


...does this mean I shouldn’t be eating Twinkies with my breakfast gin?


...relax, Jake;  it’s New York fucking City.

In the Dept. of Wokery:


...coming from a guy who really needs a swift slap in the face.


...I didn’t even know that the National Organization For Women was still around.  Kinda like the NRA for Cat Ladies, I guess.


...so that when someone tells him to “Go fuck yourself”, he can.


...horribly-overpriced clothes, woke company:  it’s your purchase decision, so be my guest.

In Election News:


...Karl Rove, Karl Rove… who was he, again?  Oh yeah, the guy behind the loss of the election to Barack Obama.  Oh, and the Jan 6 protestors are not thugs, you asshole.

Now for some Adolescent Shooting News:


...silly boy;  if he’d just waited a few years, he could have shot Russians and been a national hero.

News from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


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In link-free 


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And in our journey into the  :

Abandon hope all ye who enter here, I think.

And that’s the news.