1. “Tomorrow I’m going to tell everyone at the press conference that both Jack and Bobby were terrible lovers.”

    18 by my count.

  2. I saw an evil scaly lizard-like creature magically transform itself into a young high school girl called Hillary

  3. “The Kennedys? Jack was a premature ejaculator, Bobby had a tiny dick, but Jackie gave the best tongue.”

  4. Some creepy, old guy, called himself “Joe”, tried to sniff my hair, then walked away saying “too old”.

  5. Jack was a careless lover, had a little dick, and didn’t know what a tongue is for.

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