And just in time for New Year’s Eve…
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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Quote Of The Day
From Austin Bay:
“As for escaping to Texas, please stay away. It’s absolutely terrible down here. We have hurricanes and tornadoes and sweltering summers and gazillions of feral hogs. The worst of it: increasingly terrible traffic thanks to tax migrants fleeing California.”
What he said. Our local traffic around Plano/Frisco/McKinney looks on occasion like the traffic I encountered in L.A. back in the late 1990s/early 2000s.
He forgot to mention guns. We have lots and lots of evil guns here too, and a bunch of rednecks who love them.
Christmas Hangovers
News Roundup
Let’s start off with a little news about Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:
...keyword: Australia.
...so we ban people, then? Or wait: if we can reduce Glueball Wormening by a little judicious population pruning, I gotta list.
...and the loss in oil-related revenues will be made up from…?
From the Great Cultural Assimilation Project comes this:
…
…ummm if yer gonna slag off Jews, you might not want to do it in Miami. And this just in from Church Chronicles, Islam Division:
...yeah, we all know that ain’t no way to treat a lady — I guess the Muzzies just didn’t get the memo.
In LGBTOSTFU News:
...any bets on the length of his/her jail time, if any? Anybody? Bueller?
And in the Dept. of Education:
...see above.
From the Health Department:
...so the choice is: die or become a vegetable?
...as opposed to down your throat?
Economics News:
...and not just during the holidays, Sparky.
...so Japs are playing the long game in the Let’s Conquer America thing, then.
Further Immigration News:
...fucking hell, if California has become too skanky for Nikki Sixx...
And a Christmas piece:
...could that be a metaphor about the death of Christmas? I report, you decide.
And in link-free INSIGNIFICA:
And in Liz News:
...it’s been a while. I’m sorry...
That should do, for a while anyway. Still one of the better ways to show the end of the news.
It’s Finally Over
…Christmas, that is.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s time to go prepare our family Boxing Day Dinner:
Monday Funnies
What… you thought you’d escape the Monday Funnies just because it’s Christmas Day?
Well, you have. But here are a few XXXmas totties just to brighten your day and take away the sting of finding coal in your cock sock.
And if you think that’s bad, see what Chris Muir dun.
