Let’s start out with a trip aboard this week’s EVERYBODY PANIC!!! Express:
...note the weasel words “might be”. (PFA = Pretty Fucking Awful — it’s a scientific term.)
And here’s something to make the Frogs and other Euros panic:
...won’t happen, of course; the Frogs will just cheat those 13 points away.
[#Biden2020]
Meanwhile, just over the French border :
...keyword: Belgium.
In Health News:
…and for once I’m not being sarcastic.
...[insert “Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!” joke here]
In the Unforeseen Circumstances section:
...Jeffery Epstein was unavailable for comment. And more from Boeing Land:
...leaking like their profit margins, no doubt, the woke DEI bastards.
#SellBoeingStock
Some more Wokery Titbits:
...aaaaaannndddd this would also be the time to sell those CVS shares in your portfolio.
...well, let’s pause here and spare a thought for all those boyfriends and husbands who are caught in the fallout.
...let ’em eat carrots.
Our Advice Column:
...spoiler alert: it’s 85. Or should be.
And now, in link-free 
...typo, perhaps?
#BadEyes #OldFart
Apparently, the Princess of Wales has been busted for altering a family pic:
And finally, speaking of fine superstructures, here’s Canucki chick Mikayla Demaiter:
And that’s it for the news.
