Not According To Brother Jesse

I often use the “African-American” term to describe myself, almost always in fun, or else to poke holes in someone’s refusal to see my point.  Never have I tried to use the “African-American” claim for any other purpose, as David Bernstein describes here.

However, even in jest, the supposition makes several (I think) good points.

Fact:  the Du Toit family’s Huguenot forebears fled Catholic France’s oppression to settle in the Protestant Dutch Cape colony in about 1792, thus making their appearance in what is today South Africa earlier than many of the Bantu tribes migrating south from Central Africa.  On my paternal grandmother’s side, the Dutch Van Wyks arrived in  the Cape colony even earlier, around 1665, before even the Zulus crossed the Limpopo River in the north.  So “longevity in the country” vis-a-vis Blacks vs. Whites is of dubious value, in my case.  The only Black tribe which predates both Whites and Bantus would be the Bushmen (Nan) tribe, who were more or less exterminated, slaughtered by both Whites and Bantus.

Fact:  a huge number of White South Africans speak at least one African language like Zulu, Ndebele or Sotho, depending on where they live or work.  (My late stepfather was fluent in four African languages, for example, because he worked in the mines for decades, and my father was fluent in Zulu and Sotho — and German, incidentally.)  Back when I lived there, I had at least a little familiarity with Sotho (thanks to my Black Mommy Mary, who raised me as a small child through my teens).  I doubt whether too many Black African-Americans can claim the same about native African languages — hell, they can barely speak English, let alone, say, Masai or Ovambo.  I can also relate many tribal tales and customs (alas, not as many as I used to) that are essentially African in nature.  My African cultural heritage, therefore, is stronger than almost all African-Americans of color.

But when I use the above as justification for calling myself an African-American, I’m told that none of them matter, because I have a white skin.

Racism, anyone?

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And speaking of fake whatsits:


could be worse; he could have given one to Nancy Pelosi.


EVERYBODY PANIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (In an unrelated study, 90% of Americans have no idea what hummus is.)


okay; let’s start off by taking away the right to vote from you and all the people who feel the same way you do.


or, as they call it in Hollywood:  Son Of Weinstein!


trying to catch up to Texas, are we?

European Union Votes to Condemn Supreme Court
Overturning Roe v. Wade  
oooh, in the face of that, I’m sure that SCOTUS will reverse their ruling right away.



there should be a lot more of this.


first time I’ve ever heard the Republican Party referred to as an act of God.


and will burst on the scene in the U.S. just in time for the 2022 elections, no doubt.  And speaking of pox:


that’s all very well, but it’s barely enough to cover [sic] the homosexual population of West Hollywood, let alone San Francisco, Greenwich Village and Lakeview (Chicago), to name but some “hotspots”.


I report, you decide:

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or you can just hook up with this guy instead:

Finally:


and she’s quite comely for a farm girl:

“I guess that’s why they call it the news…”  [/Elton John]

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coming soon to a car near you.


no homeschooled 10-year-olds were included in the report, because 100% would have been no shock at all.


hey, if you can’t kill them with abortion


wouldn’t know.  Haven’t had one since the early 1970s.


so, no more “original” songs from her, then, as breakups have always been her principal source.  Till the divorce comes along — assuming, of course, the marriage actually takes place.


I’d also stop eating if someone started doing that to me to me.  Wait…


after a damn good spanking.  I’m thinking sjamboks, but that’s just the African in me talking.

And from the annals of Gun Control, Massacre Division:


why the question mark?


so that doesn’t work, either.  LOL.


agreed.  However, then the city’s Democrat ruling party’s policies would start to get attention, and we can’t have that.


accused of what? Telling the truth?  Rape is terrible, and I’m all for flaying, flogging etc. of rapists;  but murder is a whole ‘nother brand of terrible.


and that’s before we start with the minefields.



sheesh, I didn’t even know that Blacks went on cruises.


to get that high a percentage, the poll must have been conducted in the Princeton faculty lounge.


yep, and OFF! is now a weapon of mass destruction.  JHC.

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and boy, are you going to thank me for no link to those last two.

And lastly:

I can’t remember the story and I couldn’t be bothered to look for it, but apparently a German soccer coach has left his wife for a comely young sports news reporter.  The hottie that follows isn’t that woman, but with reporters like her going around, that affair is unsurprising.  Ladies and gentleman, allow me to prevent Sky Italia’s  Diletta Leotta (and a delight she is, too):

On seeing these pics, Longtime Friend and Former Bandmate Knob’s comment was:

So much for the news.  Oh wait, one more thing:

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And speaking of asses:


well yes, except that not one state has a law which defines an ectopic pregnancy procedure as an abortion.  Not one.

Now from the (non-Disney) Animal Kingdom:


just South Africa reminding Australia that they have sharks, too.  And:

A woman has died after a shark ‘bit off her arm and leg’ at a tourist hotspot in Egypt.
wait: now the Gyppos try to get in on the act?


only nine feet long?  [Oz and Seffrica giggle]


and for those who think that this was just coincidence after the pro-2A Gruen decision by SCOTUS, I have a London Bridge to sell you.

More Californication:


yeah, this is going to end about the way we all know it will — it’s West Hollywood, so in tears and squealing.


and you believed them?  LOL


which chronicles the lifestyle of the Greatest Living Englishman.  And speaking of driving fast:


while escaping to Florida and Texas, no doubt.


and if the voters say “Forget it” (as they did with same-sex marriages)?

From the Department of Irony come three snippets:


’nuff said.


imagine the humiliation of being caught out by the guys who invented the things.

And:


couldn’t make this stuff up.


say “Buh-bye” to a lot of crap schools, and their administrators.


I’d prefer to listen to the sound of Drowning Piers Morgan, myself.

And from Perverts International:


oh, you naughty Bees.


no, she just doesn’t want to be “suicided” by the Clintons, like her old boyfriend was.


key word:  Australia.

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And from the sporting world — yes, it’s Wimbledon Time:


until she lost, of course.  Still:

 

 

Cleans up well, doesn’t she?

That’s the news…