Stuff that makes me laugh
Apparently, last week’s Funnies were too… uh, close to the bone, so to speak. So today we’ll clean it all up and make it G-rated. You have been warned…
And apparently, all those nekkid asses last week were A Cheek Too Far, so:
You request, I comply. Now off to work you go.
And speaking of that White bread stuff:
...actually, I’m cool with that, just as long as “Black people” then become ineligible to get any kind of government support, welfare, MediCare or Social Security. Everyone’s always talking about “fairness” — well that’s fair: don’t pay in, don’t get anything out. (Also, define “Black”: Black, half-Black, quarter-Black, octoroon… where do you draw the line, and how?)
In Election News:
...forget it, Jake; it’s Carville.
...man, I bet ol’ Donald’s going to miss those dozens of Pence supporters in November.
...has anyone seen Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face lying around?
From the International News desk:
...nothing like a little UN and NGO “assistance”, is there?
...just another DEI initiative. If they’re not gonna breed, they may as well fight.
#Equality
Time for an update on Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:
...what happens when you buy into a hoax instead of looking at reality, where nobody wanted to rent the fucking things.
...and for those pissed-off French, German, Dutch, Spanish and Belgian farmers, this:
From the Dept. of Labor:
...which is all well and good. But did Tyson not just admit to breaking the law?
In other Business News:
...you have to ask yourself who would be that poor that they have to shoplift from Dollar G.
Time for some Crazy-Assed Shit News:
...I bet she’ll never use that dating app again. Also keyword: Georgia, and not Florida.
...and here I thought she could only have got it by banging someone who worked at the place.
And in matters of 
...seems that she’d not want that part of her life publicized; but here we are. And of course, she used to be a TV journalist (a group not exactly renowned for their chastity)… but she looks kinda wholesome — about a 7-8 or so:
And if that’s the news, we’re done.
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Just… damn.
“Everything is over and done with. The divorce will take a little more time but my money is in my retirement account. My ex is out of my house. And my cousin can go fuck herself.”
Now read all about it. FAFO Supreme, times two.
And speaking of speeding:
...”than expected” is now de rigueur in statements like this.
From our Crime Reports:
...reminding me of my support of the death penalty for pedophilia.
...I guess all those anti-cop defunding laws are working out just as we expected, but they didn’t.
...keywords: New Orleans.
...keywords: Los Angeles.
...keyword: wait — Brooklyn?
This week’s PANIC ATTACK!!:
…wait, what happened to Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© and The Next Big Pandemic?
In Woke News:
...yeah, just follow the link if you don’t believe me.
In the Heart Of Stone Dept.:
...quit that unseemly giggling, willya?
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...and when I read success stories like this, it makes me proud to be an American.
...Terrible Tragedy or Great Escape? I report, you decide.
And in a world of 
...that’s no way to talk about London.
Caught unawares by the sudden arrival of Monday, were we?
Well, never mind. Let’s continue along the same track, so to speak:
