After the consequences of choosing to eat the apple offered to her, women forever more refused to choose where to eat when asked.
“…and droopy nipples, but that’s a small price to pay for knowing what he’s thinking.”
.
Shelly later regretted dropping acid before putting “Avatar” in the ‘ol DVD player.
“I will, but it will cost an additional $500, Hunter.”
Aren’t you David Bowie? May I have your autograph?
“It comes with AppleCare, a free iCloud backup, and if you have any problems or issues you can drop by our Apple Store and go to the Genius Bar for technical assistance any time you need it! If you sign up today, we will give you a free 6-month subscription to the Apple+ streaming service!”
You win.
“Just one little bite, and you and your kind will live happily ever after. Oh, and you’ll learn about a thing known as an ‘orgasm’.”
Eat it or the sad tiger gets it!
“It’s wafer thin…..”
Again using its very successful ‘Virgin Maiden’ lure, this massive Venus Flytrap hungrily anticipated yet another delicious afternoon snack!
I too am a woman.
After the consequences of choosing to eat the apple offered to her, women forever more refused to choose where to eat when asked.
“…and droopy nipples, but that’s a small price to pay for knowing what he’s thinking.”
.
Shelly later regretted dropping acid before putting “Avatar” in the ‘ol DVD player.
“I will, but it will cost an additional $500, Hunter.”
Aren’t you David Bowie? May I have your autograph?
“It comes with AppleCare, a free iCloud backup, and if you have any problems or issues you can drop by our Apple Store and go to the Genius Bar for technical assistance any time you need it! If you sign up today, we will give you a free 6-month subscription to the Apple+ streaming service!”
You win.
“Just one little bite, and you and your kind will live happily ever after. Oh, and you’ll learn about a thing known as an ‘orgasm’.”
Eat it or the sad tiger gets it!
“It’s wafer thin…..”
Again using its very successful ‘Virgin Maiden’ lure, this massive Venus Flytrap hungrily anticipated yet another delicious afternoon snack!