News Roundup

Now, as for the less-important stuff…


...I’ll take “both” for $400, Alex, but it’s 80% “evil”, and 20% “clueless”.  And in related news:


...gonna sell  give them hi-tech equipment to guard against U.S. missile attacks, no doubt.
#SameAsIran


...nice idea.  Now how about amending it to read “any U.S. citizen” — you know, as per the Constitution — instead of just “journalists”?


...so every time we call attention to or ridicule some government fuckery, we’re “weaponizing” it?
#GuiltyAsCharged

In the Lawn Ordure Dept.:


...keyword:  no, not Alabama;  France.


...nice to see that “PhD” still isn’t a job requirement for criminals.


...never mind moaning about 20 years being “excessive”, asshole;  after what you did to that girl, you should have been executed.
#OnlyInBritain

Hot from the Dept. of Education:


...asks the question, then closes comments.
#TypicalLeftist

In Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:


...you mean those fires weren’t because of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©?
#SuppressThisNews

In the Sex Wars Chronicles:


...isn’t this the generation that doesn’t want to see sex scenes in movies?  Somebody’s lying their asses off.


...rookie mistake.  No man should ever do one of those quizzes because they’ve all been designed by women to catch men out.

And now for some INSIGNIFICA:

And in ShowBiz News:


…but that’s not the story.  This is:


...wait:  you mean… Claire’s available now???

 

 

Well, if that’s not ending the news on a hopeful note…


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6 comments

  1. “ ..isn’t this the generation that doesn’t want to see sex scenes in movies? Somebody’s lying their asses off.‘

    Not that I believe the ‘research’ for one fat instant, but there is a huge difference between what one watches porn for and what one watches a film for. With VERY rare exceptions, even R-rated sex scenes in a film distract from the telling of the story without adding much of anything. Hardcore? Total waste of film time, story-wise.

    OTOH while story can add spice to the moistened giblets aspect of porn, that isn’t why the audience is there.

  2. From the River to the Sea, FOR ISRAEL. Enough is enough with the Palestinians. Bring back colonialism. Those third world shit holes were probably run better and the people were less uppity when they were governed by European nations.

    Blinkin like most of Pedo Joe’s cabinet and appointees are utterly evil, twisted, intellectually vacuous, irrational creatures. Tree/lamp post. Rope. totalitarians. some assembly required.

    These carve outs in laws that excempt police, politicians, officers of the court, journalists, fruitcakes, have to be struck down as violating equal protection under the 14th Amendment. This concept of “some animals are more equal than others” is utterly repugnant to a free society.

    what did the dude in France do to attract the ire of the police? was his beat down proportional to what he did?

    In regards to the Chicago denizen wearing an ankle monitor while stealing yet another car, here’s a crazy idea, let’s put criminals in one place, put some walls, barbed wire around it, put some security guards in it to keep the criminals confined. Let’s call it Honey BooBoo’s Timeout castle. The only time some of these criminals should be let out is to take their turn in the public pillories for public ridicule, humiliation and to be festooned with half rotted produce. Or to be put on work details picking up litter and such. we could do a test run with teachers, administrators and school boards who oppose and obstruct home schooling.

    JQ

  3. With regards to Mr Miller I’m against capital punishment but this is one case where he deserves to never be free until he not only reforms but fully repents.

    Funnily enough I do believe the article about porn. There’s so much bad porn in movies – and even when it’s good you have to suffer the rest of the movie – and so much good text and picture porn on websites.

  4. “All the areas of Britain at risk of flooding when Arctic ice melts….”
    Moronic motherfuckers stupid enough to write that lying bilge should have to have a permit or take a licensing exam to use a pen, pencil or any other kind of writing device.
    I suppose they never noticed that their drink on ice never overflowed the glass when the ice melted. In their blinkered stupidity/ignorance, if they did notice, I have no doubt they attributed it to their self-proclaimed intellectual superiority to the hoi polloi who deigned and built the structures they live and work in, the machinery and other devices they use every day in blissful ignorance, who grow the food that sustains them, and fight the wars that keep the barbarians at the gate instead of in their back yards.
    I swear, sometimes I have fantasies of wading through the so-called writers’ offices with a ball bat.

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