Well…
Okay, that’s probably not going to happen. So let the memes begin:
Well, let’s look at the circumstances:
So it doesn’t take a genius to connect the dots:
Oh well. Not that the Clintons were the only family involved:
And the last word:
Tag: Evil Bastards
Un-P.C. Awards: 2021
Here we are for the inaugural Un-P.C. Awards ceremony. Unlike all the other awards ceremonies, this one isn’t fixed (Oscars, F1, coff, coff ) in that all decisions are made by one man, i.e. Yer Humble (and Unbribable) Narrator and chief supervisor of Kim’s Beer & Treason Brigade.
So here are the winners (no podium finishers for reasons of space / patience, but a couple could actually be lifetime award winners).
Best Internet Boobs Photo: Salma Hayek
Best International Tits: Carol Vorderman
Best Socialist Tits: AOC
Best Photoshop of Socialist Tits:
World’s Best Wingman: Ghislaine Maxwell
Best Prospect For “Suicide” Before Month’s End: see above.
Best New Word (for me): Chesticles
Okay, enough boobs. Other awards:
Most Likely To Have a Train Smash In 2022: Britney Spears
Best 2022 Train Smash Prospect (Youth Division): Maisie Smith (19)
Most Unlikely Hero of 2021: J.K. Rowling
Toughest Old Broad: Queen Elizabeth II
Most Boring Couple: The Ginger Whinger and Duchess CaringSlut
Best Obituary: Battleswarm
“Leaving a trail of slime behind him –”
Start over.
“A repugnant, repulsive reptile –”
Try again.
“What can be said about him that hasn’t already been said about bubonic plague?”
Strike that.
Man, I’m really having trouble staying on the high road for this Harry Reid obit.
Top 10 Songs Of 2021 (apparently; I’ve never heard any of them)
Best New Song I Did Listen To In 2021: Eye of the Storm (Battle Beast)
Congressional Hero: Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV)
Best New Handgun: Springfield SA-35
(I know, shuddup, my list)
Best New Rifle: CZ 600
(link in pic)
Best Headline:
Biggest Anticlimax: Omicron, Grandson of WuFlu
Best Righteous Shooting: Kyle Rittenhouse
Best New Car / Truck / SUV etc. (from this list): None
And finally, with apologies:
Favorite Personal Post of 2021: Seeking Better Times
Favorite Political Post of 2021 (tie): Just One and Out Of Touch
Sick Transit
…and a nation mourns:
N.R.I.P., asshole.
Karen Gets Physical
It’s a good thing I don’t fly much anymore, because had I been the older guy, this stupid Karen would be visiting her dentist, more than once, over the holidays.
Connecting With Voters
I’m not saying I applaud the actions below. But for some reason my Schadenfreude button got pushed, twice:
Rep. Mary Gay Scanlon (D-PA) was carjacked at gunpoint in Philadelphia
…and:
Illinois Senate Majority Leader Kimberly Lightford (D) and her husband were victims of a carjacking Tuesday evening
I have no idea whether these two Democrat politicians are of the Leftist persuasion — although suburban Philadelphia and “Illinois Senate Majority Leader” in a liberal, near-Chicago suburban district are pretty good indicators that they are — and if they are supporters of the BLM movement and philosophy, then it’s always good to see the biters bitten, so to speak.
Like I said, I’m glad they weren’t injured; but to see our politicians the victims of the violent crime they sometimes turn a blind eye towards or even actively support — as long as it happens to others — is not a bad outcome.
Maybe they’ll think twice about their position the next time someone talks about enabling crime.
Defunding Consequences
Aaaaaand once again, we see “well-meaning” actions having unforeseen consequences — unforeseen only by those without common sense and / or brains, that is.
Last year, Burlington, Vermont, cut its police budget by nearly 30% through attrition. Now, people are afraid to speak up because they know they’ll be called “racist.”
It’s been more than a year and a half since the city cut its police budget, and now even the city councilor who proposed the cut is unhappy with the consequences.
Oh, and what consequences would those be in sleepy little Burlington VT, home to so many hippies, academics and Lefties? [some overlap]
The move to slash the police budget, however, has led city leaders, as NBC reported, “to reckon with the unintended consequences of that decision, including problems with public safety and quality of life, police and residents say.”
…
The unintended consequences of the resolution apparently showed up quickly, NBC reported. The council thought attrition would take years, but it was completed in months, leaving the police department understaffed. Police officers left en masse, leaving only about five to patrol at night. The police have had to shift focus to high-priority crimes and less on quality of life issues. Burglary, vehicle theft, mental health issues, and overdoses all increased with fewer cops on patrol.
You don’t say.
Local business owner Mark Bouchett told NBC that people were afraid to speak out about the problems that have arisen due to the reduced police force.
“If you speak out against defunding the police force, you’re labeled a racist,” he told NBC. “Or at least an idiot that doesn’t understand the problem.”
Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of Lefty assholes. It’s just too bad that the good (conservative) folks of that part of Vermont have to suffer the consequences as well.
At least they’re not unarmed…