Tag: Evil Bastards

Well, How About That

Elections

If true, this would explain quite a lot of things about Texas and the midterms:

TEXAS ELECTION BOMBSHELL! 97 COUNTIES HAVE MORE VOTERS THAN ACTUAL ADULT CITIZENS!

I was a little curious as to why, for example, Grayson county (on the Red River) — which in the last election elected Trump with a ~85% majority — had suddenly swung Democrat.

Just to the south of Grayson, my own county — Collin — usually votes Republican (+/- 60%), and in the primary, went 60% for Paxton;  yet in the latest midterms, went 56% Democrat in the U.S. House election, costing current Rep. Keith Self his seat, when (from memory) in the previous election he was re-elected with a 58% majority.

All very interesting, similar to Candidate Autopen’s 71 million “new” voters back in 2020.  Let’s hope that this latest confusion can be un-entangled.

True Answer

Mocking Furriners

FrogPM Macron:  “Seeing these images, we all wondered how French people could do this in France.”

Eric Florak:  “Look, Sparky, the people doing this don’t think of themselves as French.  Most of them think of themselves as Islamic revolutionaries, and France is just the building they happen to be burning down at the moment.”

There ya go.

Our Little Gun-Controller

Anti-Gun Nannies, Elections, The Gun Thing

And this is the shitbag the local Socialists in the Raving Loony Party want to send to the U.S. Senate to represent Texas:

Asked in September whether a federal ban on semi-automatic rifles was still on the table, U.S. Senate candidate James Talarico didn’t hedge.

“Absolutely,” he told NewsNation’s Leland Vittert.

That wasn’t a slip. As a state representative, Talarico co-authored a bill to report Texans to the sheriff for buying two guns in five days, co-authored a felony for transferring America’s most popular rifle to adults under 21, voted three times against Constitutional Carry, wrote a bill to let the state deny carry licenses at its discretion, and tried to criminalize open carry in public libraries.

His record isn’t a mystery. It’s written into the bills.

There are apparently forecasts for today’s weather that warn of severe thunderstorms and heavy rain, and the Texas Republicans are urging us to brave the weather to go and vote.

Me, I don’t need any urging.  I wouldn’t care if it was raining broken glass and I was barefoot, I’d still be going out to vote against this effete little cocksucker.

Prank Reward

Two-Minute Hate, Vermin

Via Insty, I saw this little story, was enraged, and then started a Happy Dance:

The saga began at a Michigan grocery store, where Walt was simply trying to finish his job stocking frozen pizzas when two social media pranksters decided he would make a convenient target for their next viral video.

One of the young men approached Walt and politely asked him for the time. Walt, apparently unaware he was about to become somebody else’s entertainment, pulled out his phone to check.

That’s when the prankster held his own phone near Walt’s device, played a fake Apple Pay transaction sound, and pretended to steal money from him.

“I just took $10,” the prankster announced. “I just took your money,” he continued, laughing.

Walt wasn’t amused. “My life is hard enough as it is, okay? I don’t need this crap,” he told the prankster.

Naturally, the hooligan retreated to a common defense. “Bro, bro, it’s just a joke! It’s just a prank.”

But Walt wasn’t having it. “I got kids at home that went to bed without me right now! I was supposed to be off an hour ago! I gotta wake up at 5 in the morning and do 10 more stores!” he exclaimed.

The prankster attempted another apology. “I’m sorry, bro, chill. We’re just filming a video, it was just a joke—”

And that’s when Walt really let him have it. “No, you don’t! You’re probably making money off of this! I can’t even pay my god***n mortgage! And I got four kids at home! So not funny!”

That was my RCOB moment.

But then the story got better — much, much better.  Read it all to get the full naches.

My main point is this:  Walt should be lauded for his patience.  Had those two little cocksuckers pulled that prank on me, I’d have fucked them up (with extreme violence).

Here’s thing about pranks.  They aren’t funny, and they are most certainly not a joke.  Their purpose is to publicly humiliate people who, by and large, don’t deserve it.  With the explosion of online “content creators” [spit], this bullshit is getting way out of hand because unlike with most pranks, the audience is not just people in the immediate vicinity of the prank, but (potentially) the whole fucking world.

I need to stop now, before I get really angry and say something I might regret.

The article didn’t provide a link to Walt’s GoFundMe page, but here it is.  Feel free to show your support.