Ah yes… harsh reality sets in once the Great Satan has flown the last helicopter off the embassy building:
Approximately one million children in Afghanistan currently suffer from malnutrition, the country’s Ministry of Public Health said Monday, Tolo News reported.
Afghan Deputy Minister of Public Health Abdul Bari Omar revealed the figure to domestic media on November 15, adding, “700,000 Afghan women … are suffering from malnutrition along with the children.”
And right on cue, we get the old 1946 song sung again, as we are asked to implement the Marshall Plan Redux, toot sweet:
The “foreign ministry” of the Taliban urged the United States Congress in an open letter published Wednesday to unfreeze Afghan government assets to allow them to govern effectively, asserting that they are a “united, responsible and non-corrupt government.”
Three words: GO. FUCK. YOURSELVES.
Lest we forget, these same children were used by the Taliban as human shields against U.S. and other Western troops right up until we left the place — disposable trinkets (just like the Pals do against Israel, speaking of loathsome Muslim assholes).
Now we’re supposed to get all teary-eyed and guilty because this so-called Afghan government is suddenly overcome with care and concern about the kiddies (such care and concern notably absent when it comes to whipping “immodestly-dressed girls” in the streets, but nemmind).
Go wave your tinkly little beggar cups somewhere else, assholes. You asked for this; now deal with it.
Or, here’s a thought: collect all foreign nationals still trapped in Afghanistan and ship them safely to (say) Istanbul first, and then we may talk to you.
And by the way: I loved Audrey Hepburn, but UNICEF can also kiss my hairy African-American ass. They can raise money from, I dunno, other Muslim countries e.g. the Gulf States or Saudi Arabia or someone. We know that if Christian children were starving in their millions, none of the above — and least of all Afghanistan — would lift a damn finger to help them.
F.O.A.D., the lot of you. Enough is enough.