A pictorial, in ascending order of horrible:
5) New York:
4) London:
3) Munich:
2) Bangalore (listed as “Park View”):
…and to the surprise of absolutely nobody:
1) San Francisco:
Your thoughts in Comments.
Category: The Worst
5 Worst Things You Can Say To New Parents
Ranked in order of increasing horribleness:
- “Why do all newborn babies look like Winston Churchill?”
- “Where did the red hair come from?”
- “Well, that’s a relief: he doesn’t look at all like me…”
- “Now I know why you guys got married so quickly.”
- (about a baby girl ) “Wow… now that’s what I call a circumcision!”
Your suggestions in Comments…
5 Worst Dietary “Facts”
According to this study*:
- Lowfat / skim milk is better for you than full-cream milk
- Saturated fats in your diet will cause heart problems
- Margarine is better for you than butter or lard
- Red meat is bad for you
- The government and health scolds know what the fuck they’re talking about
*Next week, another study will probably come out and disprove this one. Caveat lector.
And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to have a breakfast of steak ‘n eggs (fried in butter). And a full glass of half ‘n half to wash it down.
5 Worst Life Lessons
Ranked in ascending order of bad:
- All guns are always loaded.
- Speaking your mind at your job may make you feel all righteous and stuff, but the boss may not feel the righteousness.
- Ditto your wife.
- You will not be respected in the morning.
- Despite all the hoopla about it, sex with a virgin is terrible, with all that pain and crying, regret and recrimination. And it’s even worse with a girl.
Your suggestions in Comments.
5 Worst Examples Of Hillaryface
..and my apologies for posting this so close to breakfast time:
…and the absolute worst:
Ol’ Bill must have been drunk out of his mind to pick this one.
5 Worst Things You Can Say In A Business Email
In ascending order of “you’re gonna get fired”:
- “Screw what H.R. says.”
- “When I was in San Quentin…”
- “My project will come in well over budget and a year late.” (unless you’re a liberal politician, in which case you’ll be just fine; you might even get a promotion)
- “I’m sorry about the affair with your wife, but…” (bonus points if you’re a woman)
- “On our next business trip together, bring some edible panties… again.”
Your contributions in Comments. Bonus points if your contribution ever got you actually fired.