Ranked in order of increasing horribleness:
- “Why do all newborn babies look like Winston Churchill?”
- “Where did the red hair come from?”
- “Well, that’s a relief: he doesn’t look at all like me…”
- “Now I know why you guys got married so quickly.”
- (about a baby girl ) “Wow… now that’s what I call a circumcision!”
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At a birth:
Attendant: “That baby’s hung like a horse”
Mother: “I don’t know WHERE he got that”
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Those are the preemies, OT.
Billy Ray and Bubba were out fishing one day.
Bubba turns to Billy Ray and asks, “If’n I was to sneak over to your house when you wasn’t’ home, had sex with your wife, and she had a baby would that make us kin?”
Billy Ray thinks for a minute and says “I don’t rightly know but it’d make us even.”
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