1. “I’m a tellin’ ya Roy I left ‘er RIGHT DER. See, there’s the cuffs”

    When we moved into this house we just bought we found a pair of handcuffs in the back of the master bedroom closet. Not the cheap kids/Halloween kind either.

    Hmm…I wonder if I can find a key that fits them…HONEY, CAN YOU COME HERE A MINUTE…

  2. “Well, THERE’S your problem,” he said to his neighbor, “Never by cheap, pink handcuffs! Some half inch chain, and some REAL cuffs around the phone pole and your woman would still be here. By now she’s probably gotten to a phone and hired that Gloria Allred.” He turned and trudged back toward his house shaking his head. “Good luck.” he called over his shoulder.

  3. Put out for pickup the day AFTER Mike lost the handcuff key, and had to call the cops to get Gloria loose.

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