This is priceless. Some mope armed himself with a .22 pistol and a couple boxes of ammo, and headed off to a church in Houston with the avowed aim of whacking the pastor thereof.
You can read the details of how he failed here, but please note the description of our would-be assassin in the headline:
Texas man with loaded gun, 100 rounds tackled by security at Houston church
You might think, after reading the above headline, that this was a simple case of ol’ Joe Bob getting upset with the pastor because the man of God was giving Joe Bob’s wife some extra-special pastoral counseling, if you get my drift.
Well, you’d probably be wrong because the scrote’s actual name is Emmanuel Ahsono Mbwavi, which — and y’all will forgive me for thinking this — does not sound like yer average Texas name: Billy Bob Johnson, yup; Jorge Morales, okay (especially in Houston); La’Marquis Washington, fer shurr (ditto).
Also, at time of writing we have no word on Mr. Mbwavi’s actual motive, but my immediate guess would be that it’s of an African nature.
Kudos, by the way, to the security guard for tackling the asshole and holding him for the cops.
No prizes for guessing, though, what my preferred outcome would have been (see the next post).
“ Texas man with loaded gun, 100 rounds tackled by security at Houston church”
Tackled? The asshole was very lucky. Busting into a church in the south waiving a gun around like a maniac seems like a great way to have someone arrange an early meeting with the lord.
I remember reading a few years back about someone starting shit in a church in Texas and the god squad facilitated the meeting with the lord and savior for the violent prick.
YMMV
I’ve been following this one, kinda close to my AO. Thinking it might be muzzie related, but they are stingy with details. And yeah, totally typical Texas name.
Its because racism
Racists deserve to meet their maker for bringing a weapon into a house of worship and threatening the worshipers with meetings with their god.
And as for this perp’s name, I don’t recall anyone of that name being honored at the Alamo or the Battle of San Jacinto — but I am a Californio after all.
I know all about Commodore John D. Sloat, Dr. John Marsh, Pio Pico, John C. Fremont, Mariano Vallejo, John Sutter, Manuel Micheltoreno, and Juan Bautista Alvarado.
If Sloat hadn’t sailed into Monterey Bay when he did, the Republic of California might have been more than a footnote.