In ascending order of “you’re gonna get fired”:
- “Screw what H.R. says.”
- “When I was in San Quentin…”
- “My project will come in well over budget and a year late.” (unless you’re a liberal politician, in which case you’ll be just fine; you might even get a promotion)
- “I’m sorry about the affair with your wife, but…” (bonus points if you’re a woman)
- “On our next business trip together, bring some edible panties… again.”
Your contributions in Comments. Bonus points if your contribution ever got you actually fired.