Ranked in order of increasing horribleness:
- “Why do all newborn babies look like Winston Churchill?”
- “Where did the red hair come from?”
- “Well, that’s a relief: he doesn’t look at all like me…”
- “Now I know why you guys got married so quickly.”
- (about a baby girl ) “Wow… now that’s what I call a circumcision!”
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