Category: Bad News

Sponsored (unofficially) by:

…for reasons that will become clear.

…I used to think like Stephen.  Nowadays, however...

...Granholm again, the loathsome Green bitch.  And speaking of people who need killing:

...having previously rejected using unicorn breath as being “perhaps unrealistic”.

...next: “Climate change causes assault weapons violence.”

And from the Dept. of Education:

...and for once, the story is even better than the headline.

...as the great Roger Sterling once said, when asked the first question: “Who cares?”

And in the Furrin News Dept:

...return to skiing, that is.  His girlfriend has apparently left him for “someone who can satisfy me”.

...South African thieves are upset because he died before they could rob him.

...an actual fake headline.

...we have warned before about getting close to foreign phallic monuments, which drive Muslim men crazy, it appears.

...key word:  Sweden.

...to make sex also illegal in the Red Light district.

As for SHOWBIZ INSIGNIFICA:

 

  …whatever.

From the Dept. of Dubious Truth (sponsored by the New York Times):

...edited for reasons of space.

...okay, maybe that’s not quite accurate.

...but will only accept trannie women because inclusivity.

As for Leilani:

Skinny, but delectable nevertheless.

Sponsored by:

And in that same vein:

...in which we prove yet again the theorem:  no-class slobs + budget airline = mayhem
(bonus:  guess the race).

...why do I suddenly wish I could exile her to a place which has no Constitution to protect her worthless ass?

...all together now:  “Why, why, why… you assholes!“

Speaking of which (assholes, not the Welsh):

...and yet, you keep reelecting this little Commie prick, and meekly lick the chains he keeps adding to your society.

...”IRS goes after” is believable;  “Biden promises” isn’t.

...I would have thought that “disgrace” and “porn star” are pretty much redundant, but clearly there’s yet an additional level of disgrace available.

...their country, their rules, your stupidity.

...key word:  India.

...forget it, Jake;  it’s Chinatown Turkey.

...actually, I believe that one would have more fun in Sidney, Montana than in Sydney, Strylia — no Australians, no traffic, no crocodiles, five outdoor ranges and a casino, not to mention fewer critters that can actually kill you.  Oh, and open carry.

And from the Dept. Of Education:

...at least he wasn’t homeschooling.

And in no-link INSIGNIFICA:

And in the “Who The Fuck ARE These People?” subset of INSIGNIFICA:

And more musical people of whom we know nothing:

In weather terms:  driving slut, with occasional thunderthighs.  YMMV.

Sponsored by AmmoSeek:

Because:

...well I’m not going to share my stash, so find your own buddies.

...I’m reminded of the Texas high school which had to hold its prom in the next-door town because they weren’t allowed to dance in theirs.

...oh fuck off, Shorty — we first have to kill our more dangerous enemies (i.e. Democrat Socialists), so you wait your turn.

...let’s see how the trannies wriggle out of this one.

...especially if he were to start singing again.

...I’ll just leave commentary to The Englishman:  “Well, old chap, the French have always been revolting.”  Wait till you see the reason for this one…

...wait, the French have a navy?  After all Lord Nelson’s efforts?

From the Train Smash Files:

...if you think her saggy lil’ momboobs are worth a look, follow the link.

...and you thought your job was tough.

...if not him, then it’s Trump or “climate change”.

And the winner in the “Most Incomprehensible Headline” competition:

...what was the middle bit, again?

...in the marketing world, this is what’s known as “product improvement”.

And in INSIGNIFICA:

     

  ...honey, let me introduce you to this guy: 

And finally, speaking of women who need (and get) a regular pounding:

 

…and I know, the superstructure isn’t imposing, but its features are always on display:

 

And you too should now be pounding the pavement as you head off to work.

This Update is sponsored by:

…for the people who really would like to eat it, but can’t. (see below)

From the Guess The Religion Dept.:

...or, as reported in the Times:  “Palestinian teenager has mental health breakdown”.

...”supposed to have been deported”… uh huh.

...see above.  And of course:

...wonder why? (Clue:  not Spam lovers)

...by Christian White supremacists, according to the FBI.

...lemme take a wild guess:  it sucks, big time and all the time.

And in “ordinary” news:

...I applied for the job, but apparently my answer to one question (land mines, machine guns nests and a thousand Nile crocodiles in the Rio Grande) led to my disqualification.

...keyword:  Russia.

...not a sex fiend like Josef Fritzl, just some Doomsday nutcase.

From the Dept. of Modern Education:

...”raped” in the legal sense only.  Most 16-year-old guys would line up to bonk Teacher to get good grades — girls too, nowadays (sigh).

...said steam coming from sex-sweat on the tombstones?  I mean, it gets cold in Nebraska, Bubba.

And in SHOWBIZ News:

...lemme guess:  the play sucks, and only Woke Blacks can be counted on to provide the necessary blowjob reviews?

From the Dept. of Climate Irony:

...I lost track of the Great Crested Newts after their hit in the late 1980s.

...wow;  you know your business is in trouble when not even the Brits want to buy Goop products like:
… and …
...like anyone would want to catch a niff of Gwynnie’s ever-dripping pudenda.

And in other INSIGNIFICA:

     

And here’s a granny who does wear a bra:

Welcome back, Nigella me old darling… it’s been way too long.