Ah yes, our animal-loving friends:
Their protest would have been SO much more effective without breathing holes.
Author: Kim du Toit
AIDS Cure Found In Dolphin Livers
Okay, nothing quite reaches that finding on the Kim Irony Scale, but this one sure comes close:
Cleaner waterways in New York City have attracted more sea life, including seals, dolphins, whales, and sharks in bigger numbers than seen in a century.
Sadly, many don’t survive the trip — there are also more mammals washing ashore or getting stranded.
Cases of beached whales have surged statewide, from 22 in 2009-2013 to 41 from 2014-2018, data from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration shows.
In the city, Breezy Point in Queens has become the top place for beached whales, with two dead humpbacks being discovered there in 2018, according to the Atlantic Marine Conservation Society.
A third whale found last year was hauled off the beach in Jamaica Bay in September.
So Greenies, what’s it gonna be:
- dirty water / no dead whales on the beach, or
- sparkly-clean water / dead whales all over the place?
I’ll be over there in the corner, laughing my ass off.
News Roundup
Wherein I comment on news items not worthy of their own post. This episode: sexy stuff.
1) Sex doesn’t have to hurt — but where’s the fun in that?
2) Friction Burns — as I keep reminding women: pubic hair has an actual purpose (as a dry lubricant), so shaving yer pubes is eventually going to cause trouble. Now “science” proves me right.
3) Dick Enhancements Don’t — just about anyone with an IQ over 50 could have told you that; but no, we needed “science” to prove it. (And a piece of caustic advice for any man who gets criticized for his ummmm shortcomings: tell her it’s not that your dick’s too small, it’s that her box is bigger than the Lincoln Tunnel. Instant neuroses, guaranteed.)
4) Russkis need help with sex — I would have thought they had that pretty much under control, considering that the phrase “like a Moscow street whore” has entered the popular vernacular. On the other hand, it may just be the older, Soviet-era women who have the problem:
…in which case, gawd help us all.
Wrong Headline
Here’s a classic case of media slant:
Had They Bet On Nuclear, Not Renewables, Germany & California Would Already Have 100% Clean Power
This is what we non-journalists call “complete bullshit”. In the first place, neither Germany or California “bet” on anything. Germany closed all their nukes in a panicked reaction to the Fukishima disaster in Japan, and California deliberately closed their existing nukes and prevented new ones from being built because Californians are a bunch of fucking Green morons (as, by the way, are the Krauts). There was no “gamble”, because everybody already knew that Green “technology” would be totally incapable of completely filling anybody’s power needs except maybe for the average sub-Saharan African country north of the Limpopo River. For Germany and California? Not even close. And when even Al Gore is calling California foolish…
That said, I’m not taking a potshot at the author of the above piece, because authors seldom write their own headlines — this would probably be the doing of some Forbes editor, who’s either stupid or purposely slanted. In fact, given that Michael Schellenberger is TIME Magazine’s “Hero of the Environment,” a Green Book Award Winner, and President of Environmental Progress, the article is remarkably clear-headed and factual — which was clearly A Bridge Too Far for Forbes magazine, which used to be a go-to business publication but has recently become completely irrelevant — and the above should tell you why.
25 Best Bargains
Via Insty, I stumbled across this list:
If you can afford the running costs or get a great warranty, these cars will be nicer than anything new at the same price. Here are some great used luxury cars to buy.
Go ahead and look at what’s on offer. Then come back for the challenge, which is:
Pick your top 3 (assuming that all the cars are well-maintained inside, and that they’ll run for at least 40,000 miles before something breaks).
Unlike my normal practice, I’m going to pick my own top 3 up front.
#1: Aston Martin DB7 Vantage
…because Aston Martin, and that exquisite V12, better than anything outside a Ferrari or Bentley.
#2: Jaguar XK
…and NOT the XKR, which is horribly vulgar. Honestly, the “ordinary” supercharged 4.2-liter V8 should be enough for anyone.
#3: Jeep Grand Wagoneer
Of all the twenty-five cars on the list, it’s the one that gets a visceral reaction from me. I want to drive it on a crappy dirt road in Colorado, guns in the back and elk/bear hunting on the brain…
Your top 3 in Comments.
Who Knew?
We all know that Anthony Hopkins is a wonderful actor — but did anyone know that he was also a musical composer of some note? Fifty years ago, he wrote a waltz, but was always afraid he’d be laughed at, thinking that it was no good.
He was wrong.
Some years ago, he asked pop orchestra leader André Rieu to see if he could play it — and Rieu heard it, loved it, scored it and played it last year at his annual concert in Maastricht, Belgium.
And bravo, Sir Anthony. If you’re going to be a one-hit wonder, it might as well be for this piece as any other. But he’s been writing music all his life — so encore, Maestro.