This past Sunday was a rare event: New Wife prepared her homemade fish ‘n chips, while I did my bit by drinking some quite a bit okay a lot of British ale.
The result of all this was that I neglected to post the regular Monday Funnies feature which, as I was going to break with tradition and make it a XXX-Monday Funnies, was probably A Good Thing.
The regular feature will resume next week.
News, like Nancy Pelosi’s drink problem, barely worth commentary.
…once again the really interesting thing about this is that over one third of the people think that President Braindead is doing an okay job.
…dog bites man news: socialists have never known how an economy works.
…oh yes it can. Forever.
…and in solidarity, I bought a box of Frosted Flakes for the first time in nearly twenty-five years.
…when as any fule kno, the correct acronym is LGBTOSTFU.
…I think I’d need a thousand-odd words to write that article, myself.
From the Heart Of Stone Dept.:
…and stop that laughing.
Almost as good, from the Dept. Of Irony:
…imagine walking in Washington D.C. What idiots.
…anyone who’s ever worked in retail will understand this one.
…anyone who has ever tried to find parking in an English village will know exactly how this came about.
…not surprising, as SNL hasn’t been funny since the 1990s.
Time for INSIGNIFICA:
…and:
Nice that we’re all here to bear witness to the Fall…
…if your wife (the only good thing ever to come out of Afghanistan, btw) is all dressed up to go out to a formal family dinner, the least you could do is put on a fucking tie.
It’s not like you don’t know how, as evidenced here:
Idiot.
Dear Dr. Kim:
My girlfriend says she has been faking orgasms for a year and I am considering breaking up with her. What should I do? — Unsatisfied, [address withheld]
Dear “Unsatisfied”:
Short answer: Break up with her.
Long answer: Break up with her. No relationship has ever survived sexual dysfunction — in this case, your desire to take your partner to the peak of sexual intimacy, and her inability to do so.
Longer answer: Break up with her. In the vast majority of cases, a woman’s inability to have an orgasm is not physical, but psychological — and most especially if she’s never been able to reach a climax with any partner. There is no upside to the two of you trying to address this together and frankly, I don’t see marriage as even a remote option here.
This is not your problem; it’s hers. Move on.
— Dr. Kim Read more
If this bullshit doesn’t set your teeth on edge and make you reach for your 1911, I don’t want to talk to you no more:
As part of President Joe Biden’s massive resettlement operation out of Afghanistan, his administration plans to resettle at least 95,000 Afghans across 46 states. The only states or territories not taking Afghans are Hawaii, South Dakota, West Virginia, Wyoming, and Washington, DC.
Wyoming is the only state in the nation where the federal government does not annually resettle refugees. That is mostly because none of the nine taxpayer-funded refugee contractors have offices in the state.
In a piece titled “One state has never taken in refugees. Will it welcome Afghans?,” the Post explores a proposal by a local Episcopal church in Casper, Wyoming, to take in Afghans. The Post interviewed a series of individuals for the piece, including those who said Afghan resettlement in Wyoming could “help with diversification” and break from their “conservative beliefs.”
I think that this would be the perfect time for Wyoming to pass a law that bans all face coverings in public. Yes, that would include Covid face condoms and… yes, Muslim veils. All for reasons of public safety, of course.
Read the story from one Afghan asshole who used to live in Wyoming… I’m off to the range.
