...”French students are revolting!” Well, yes; ’twas ever thus.
...thank you, Captain Obvious.
...errr you might want to check with France to see how that’s working out for them.
Still on the illegal immigrants theme:
...and then they’d turn to crime, because how else to afford all that crack and heroin?
...ummm nazzo fast, Guido.
...never let the truth get in the way of a good story. Especially if you’re an anti-Semitic cocksucker like Mamdani.
...probably because they’ve pussified the game with all those silly new rules recently.
#DickButkusSadFace
From the Great Clanging Brass Balls Department:
...I bet it was. Even better: he actually had a gun, but didn’t use it in case he shot the dog by mistake.
From the Stick To Playing Music, Asshole Department:
...hey Don, you greedy little shit: your little band was just another country rock group until Joe Walsh joined you.
...hey Phil: everyone knows that your solo music was never as good as the Genesis stuff, so go ahead and prove it.
And a little piece from the Grannies Behaving Badly dossier:
...at least she wasn’t doing them on the street, where someone might have got hurt. Then there’s this sniffy poll at the end of the article:
Okay, that last option was my suggestion.