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...which would have been doubleplusungood, had they actually done that (unlike what the lying headline insinuates).
...and not even one of those scawwy Cold Steel Assault Hatchets, either.
...keyword: Australia [duh]
...keyword: Austr- …wait: Minnesota?
...and in other Hollywood producer news...
...a common fear among those with no actual talent.
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...them Pennsylvania farmboys take “Yo’ Mama” insults badly.
...and it’s called “shagging”. Where would we be without scientists?
...taking no chances. Still trying to find the problem here, though...
...one’s only for hubby, and other is for her porn partners. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.
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…and our Reader Quiz: Jennifer Aniston — one-night-stand OR long weekend?
Your responses in Comments.
Aniston? Never did it for me. Still doesn’t.
Aniston? Neither. She’s been a famous actress for years. I can’t imagine she’d be bearable even at a dinner for six.
“Scientist discover perfect formula for men to hit orgasm every time?
What – marry a mute?
As for Anniston, definitely a one night stand until she demonstrates that she can cook breakfast and make a decent sammich, then maybe a long weekend. Bearing in mind that’s a well-traveled highway, still would make the trip.
Long weekend with Aniston. I can live with the regrets.
Re: Aniston quiz
ETHPOA
(Embrace The Healing Power Of “And”)
I was going to say “porque no los dos”, but that works too.
Tierra del Fuego.
One would hope that was the case.
The real tragedy about the pedophile is how did they make it to be that old.
My thought exactly.
“Jennifer Aniston — one-night-stand OR long weekend?” Yes
Jenn is very familiar with the Audition routine; and I’m sure she’s prepared for re-takes, and proper rehearsals for the real thing.