1. Walk into Starbucks and ask for a Large Black and they’ll sell you a T-Shirt.

  2. According to someone very close to me –
    Starbucks doesn’t sell coffee, they sell milk shakes !

  3. Starbucks scones = chemically flavored chalk. And why the fuck are people stupid enough to pay 6 bucks for bilge water made from over roasted beans?

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