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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
...wait, you mean that I sold my Chevy Suburban and bought a Prius for nothing?
In
...only 25? They need to pump up those numbers or else we’ll think they’re just not trying hard enough.
...forgive me if I think the term “migrant economy” should not exist in the United States.
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And similarly in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© :
...of course, his motive is a total mystery to both law enforcement and the press.
#France #Unexpected
...see above.
#ThanksAngelaMerkel
...in which we play the “Guess The City” game.
#Minneapolis
In International Hunting News:
...probably a whole lot cheaper just to hire a bunch of good ol’ boys from the Appalachians to do the job.
From the Sports Pages:
...yes, this will absolutely help Nike recover market share.
#BudLiteFuckup
From the Dept. of Education:
...the word “allegedly” is in there somewhere, but we all know the truth.
...Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face is in danger of perishing from over-use.
Time for some 
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In our Almost True Headlines section:
...hey, it wouldn’t surprise me.
And as we peruse the real estate listings in 
:
...for those who don’t know, this is ol’ Charlie Sheen’s castoff:
In the first iteration of the headline, the word “dating” was used; I simply edited it to reflect the reality of the thing.
And if that doesn’t sour you on the news, nothing will.
Monday Funnies
And the classical thought for the day:
Oh right, like you wouldn’t take a picnic basket to watch that happen.
Anyway, on with the usual Items Of Questionable Taste:
Now, about those situations involving a scantily-clad woman:
And one final reminder:
Now off you go, and make your choice for tomorrow.
Thought For The Day
…me neither. On that day I’ll be watching some real football — you know, when the foot is used to kick the ball all the time, and not just for punts and kickoffs.
Random Beefcake
This little thing was sent to me by a longtime lady friend back in Seffrica. (Just to elucidate, “Visagie’ is a common Afrikaans name.)
It’s for my long-suffering Lady Readers, who are woefully neglected on this back porch when it comes to eye candy:
For my Gentleman [sic] Readers: these are the kind of guys (and their families) who are being welcomed as refugees into the U.S. by the Trump Administration. Once they qualify to vote, I don’t think they’ll be voting for the socialists anytime soon.
Which is why the Commies are screaming so loudly, even though their actual numbers are small.
Caption Competition #418
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