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News Roundup
Let’s look at some other politically-incorrect news and views, for a change:
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Fake News Dept.:
...why fake? Because handguns are illegal in Britishland, ergo this could not possibly have happened. Bonus: Guess The Race.
From the Police Blotter:
...thus ensuring that at least something of the visitor will, indeed, stay in Vegas.
In International News:
...missing those massive contributions from Britishland, are we?
In Medical News:
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Time for some Glueball Jewhate News:
...and does Egypt have the equivalent of the Second Amendment? Why no, no it doesn’t, and nor does any other Muslim nation.
...my only quibble with Elon is his using the future tense in that statement.
In the Technology Dept.:
...am I the only one who thinks he’s having some weird reality dislocation here? Or is it just the morons responsible for the “backlash”?
#Can’tCope
Science! News:
...same scientists found murdered.
#DeBeers
In Nutritional History News:
...”made excellent fish & chips too”, sez Keith Richards; but as a kid, Willie Nelson preferred it chicken-fried like his Momma made.
Some dispatches from Sex News:
...Rule #1: Never try to compete with a slut.
And in link-free 
...no.
...I prefer the old one: letting her lick the front of your Amex Black Card.
And ending the news on a positive note:
...don’t care about the reason. Here she is:
Nothing wrong with Canuck totty, really, and here’s the Naked News website.
And that’s the end of the (not naked) news.
Moral Quandary
What to do with “found money”? Read this little story, and then go beneath the fold for my take.
Quote Of The Day
Seen SOTI, addressed to all the pro-Hamas campers on college campuses:
Of course, that’s assuming that all the pro-Hamas protesters were students — which they weren’t.
Monday Funnies
What does Monday mean, again? Oh yeah, it’s back to work time:
So to take the rough edges off the day:
And on that saintly note, some not-very-saintly totty:
Now off to work you go. Just don’t forget your clothes:
News Roundup
(Kim writing his blog before personal computers were invented.)
Let’s start by looking to what the terrorists and terrorsymps are doing:
...wait: protesters came all the way from Long Island?
...terrorists tell lies. In other news, Lindbergh crosses the Atlantic.
...why? Those journos are their most fervent supporters.
From the Dept. of Stupid Fucking Laws:
...and even that percentage is too high, there being no such actual crime as “hate speech”.
News from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...that excuse is positively Clintonesque.
...child molestation being very much part of his “home culture”, no doubt.
Some Political News:
...only difference is that unlike Mandela, Trump’s presidency won’t involve creating utter chaos in the country.
From the Lawn Order Department:
...just one of the perils of electing a Democrat as governor. As opposed to the great state of Georgia, which didn’t:
...only way this could be better is if shooting squatters as dangerous criminals would not involve prosecution. Oh well, baby steps.
...but no mention of any daily whippings or weekly ball-kickings? Must be an oversight.
And some Entertainment News:
...one might say the same thing about Piers Morgan, of course.
...well, don’t we all?
In Economics News:
...which absolutely nobody saw coming, except everyone who isn’t in government or academia.
And in more (link-free) 
Finally, in a drive down 
:
...yes, she does:
Not just leggy, but also quite booby:
And that’s how we keep abreast of the news.