News Roundup

So continuing in that proud tradition:


...stupid Spelchek.


...yeah, we all guessed that.  They either lie, mislead, exaggerate or conceal, 24/7.


...other reasons include: attending the Governor’s Barbecue, tradition, being a cowboy, and because fuck you.


...as most male Brit politicians are girlymen, this should not be surprising.


...yeah, how dare she interfere in her child’s education? [/teachers’ union]


...who is she, and why should you care?  Follow the link for the full story.


...on a per-insertion basis, that has to be some of the most expensive poontang in historySide thought:  how much does that crazy moron earn, anyway?


...the real mistake was when he tried to claim overtime for it.

And from the Dept. of Irony:


...as The Great Assimilation Experiment continues.


...no idea why, as “fuckup” does the job perfectly well.


...but no mention of flogging or castration, unfortunately.


...and who could blame them, other than the Education Establishment?

From between the sheets of INSIGNIFICA:

   

And following that last thought, something for my Lady Readers:


with link:
no need to thank me, it’s all part of the service — although at $120, you have to need it really badly.

And finally, our Paige Three Special:

Okay, strictly speaking, the last one isn’t a “golf” outfit;  but I needed to make up a four.

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And if that’s not enough to make you feel sick:


...and to think that all they brought with them were guns, a decent concept of government, and sound agricultural practices.


...that they know about.


...and I want a money bush to grow on my patio because that has better odds of becoming a reality.


...if you’re going to lie, why not go Full Goebbels?


...before I came here, I’d always thought that unlike Apartheid South Africa, America was all about NO racial categories.  Silly me.


...I wouldn’t even spend that kind of money on a chair if Gwyneth was part of the deal, gagged and tied to it.  Wait...


...hands up all those who are surprised by this headline… hmmm, nobody, huh?  And:


...not an actual bomb;  just a DVD of Disney’s Strange World (see above).


...from Ford:  where pronouns are seemingly more important than quality.


...don’t care, because I have more gin than .45 ACP in reserve.

From the Dept. Of Cultural Assimilation:

...just couldn’t wait to get stuck into that infidel poontang, could he?


...we need more of this.  Also scourgings.

And from INSIGNIFICA:

 

Finally:


Worth a hundred-odd bucks?  I report, you decide.

Monday Funnies

“What’s worse than a Monday?”  you ask.

A Monday after a long weekend!

Still we persevere, with the help of a little SFW humor:











And on that melancholy note, here’s Barbara Leigh:

Now get stuck into that week like it’s her.

Nominations

SOTI*:


I am accepting nominations in Comments for this unlucky billionaire exemplar, but whoever you decide should be eaten, he’ll have to work hard to beat George Soros.

Call it a variation of the “One Shot” game we’ve played here before.


*seen on the Internet OR someone/somewhere on the Internet.