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And if that’s not enough to make you feel sick:
...and to think that all they brought with them were guns, a decent concept of government, and sound agricultural practices.
...that they know about.
...and I want a money bush to grow on my patio because that has better odds of becoming a reality.
...if you’re going to lie, why not go Full Goebbels?
...before I came here, I’d always thought that unlike Apartheid South Africa, America was all about NO racial categories. Silly me.
...I wouldn’t even spend that kind of money on a chair if Gwyneth was part of the deal, gagged and tied to it. Wait...
...hands up all those who are surprised by this headline… hmmm, nobody, huh? And:
...not an actual bomb; just a DVD of Disney’s Strange World (see above).
...from Ford: where pronouns are seemingly more important than quality.
...don’t care, because I have more gin than .45 ACP in reserve.
From the Dept. Of Cultural Assimilation:
...just couldn’t wait to get stuck into that infidel poontang, could he?
...we need more of this. Also scourgings.
And from INSIGNIFICA:
Worth a hundred-odd bucks? I report, you decide.