1. The sign out front says “No shirt, no shoes, no service”. but we’ll make an exception for you lovely girls.

  2. As soon as George realised no one else was looking where he was, he realised he was in the wrong sort of bar

  3. The new, “Just come as you are!” policy at the pub was a great hit. But what is wrong with the men on the left and right of the ladies? Ah, Britain!

  4. Paddy’s new policy of free drinks for ladies with no shoes, no shirt, no dress no undies, was a real hit with the regulars.

  5. Nige realizes (realises) he’s had several pints too many when he can’t tell the difference between John and Yoko.

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