Tag: Humor

You’re going to need a drink after seeing this lot.

...nah, not that one;  that’s some other Simon Cowell.  Made you look.

...ah now, that’s Our Simon:  ready to do anything for TV ratings, the foul bastard.

In Glueball Jewhate News:

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Relax, Jacques;  it’s Paris.

Also, news from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©, U.S. Division:

...causing poor children to starve:  it’s the United  African Way.

And speaking of the poverty-stricken:

...of course, they’re only poor African members, so donations won’t be affected.

And in Political Disaster! News:

...not that the Commie bitch doesn’t deserve it, of course.

...you mean like Biden with the student debt forgiveness thing?

Meanwhile, in reality:

And let’s hope he learns from this guy:

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It’s not just in the Americas:

...and:

...of course, in Euro terms, “far-right” is “JFK Democrat” on the U.S. political spectrum.

In Health News:

...so no different from what happens in a pub, then.

From the Travel News desk:

...key word:  Mumbai.

Some Parenting News:

...explanation:  loony father and mother, likely insane kids.

And in yet more 

 

...fuck Hamilton, he’s going to Ferrari next year anyway.

And driving down :

And as Clint Eastwood might say:  “That’s enough of that.”

So let’s untether the news.

...what’s that, Lassie?  Pigs flying overhead?

...here’s a newsflash for that 80%:  takeout food has ALWAYS been a luxury.

And in the People’s Soviet of Kalifornia:

...so how’s that $20/hour wage thing working, then?  And speaking of failures:

...hey, if Americans aren’t going to buy our shitty Duracell Cadillacs, we’ll just flog them to gullible Brits.

In Glueball JewHate News:

...dkfiem dmrk mgfrdw gymjxd  (sorry, can’t type when I’m laughing hysterically).

...note to the Muzzies:  when you’ve lost the Germans, you’re in big trouble.

...I wonder exactly how many Izzies have visited the Maldives in the past ten years… oh, none?  Talk about a painless gesture.

...and we’ll feed your rotting corpses to pigs.  Fair deal?

And in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© comes this:

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(oh… Venezuelan, not Mexican.  Sorry for the confusion.)

...well, except for the fact that the Izzies were going back to their homeland instead of fleeing it, Il Papa has it absolutely correct.  You know, if this fucking moron can’t get the Bible straight...

And in Furrin Election News:

...just as long as they don’t start assassinating Austrian politicians again, we’ll all be good.

And on to

         

And in :

...we saw this curry-flavored totty not long ago on these pages, but sometimes repetition can be A Good Thing, yes?

 

And just one flashback pic to when Our Padma was still a sprightly youngster of 40:

And that’s the end of it all.