Tag: Humor

As used by our best punk wannabe-assassins.

...just wait till after Inauguration Day, assholes.

...not a good couple of days for the Communists, was it?

Trump Picks Novelist As VP
...I was asked, but had to decline because ineligible.
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..now me, I’d call that a “target-rich” environment.  I can’t believe the LGBTOSTFU and GLAAD crowd missed the show.  No doubt, Soros has scheduled them for tomorrow.

...can’t see why, they still have all those fraudulent ballots waiting to be counted.

...why should they change it?  The previous one worked out SO well.

...can’t imagine why.

...ya think, fuckwit?

On to some International News:

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...gooder and harder, Izzies.  I’d forgotten all about the Paleos.

...let’s not forget our old stand-by, Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©.

...even for Africa, that’s an over-achiever.

...oh yeah;  almost forgot about those assholes too.

And back home:

...keyword:  Brooklyn.

And for some truly perplexing 

  ...sorry; I just can’t.

...ah yes, Elle;  still a skinnymalink after all these years.

I think we’ve covered the news (barely) adequately.

And speaking of bonfires:

...can you spell “F-I-X”, children?

And then:

...whereupon the expected response follows:

...yep;  the fix is in.

From the Everybody Panic!!! Department:

...note “scientists” and all the weasel words.

…

And speaking of those loathsome assholes:

...I’m sure they do, considering that their entire army was equipped by the U.S. thanks to all those military supplies left behind in the Great Biden Afghanistan Betrayal of 2021.

And speaking of religious people:

...see, if he had been a Muslim he would have murdered the artist instead of just destroying the statue.

In the Righteous Shootings Dept.:

...bringing a lunge to a gunfight:  not a good idea.

In Health News:

…and:

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And Womyn’s News:

...errrr that’s because modern-day “liberal women” have denigrated, demonized, pussified and castrated traditional men.  Liberal men surrendered to that trope;  conservative men never have.  Connect the dots, Cunty.

And now, we’re on to 

...or in Hollywoodspeak:  “Thunberg 2”.

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...which could be taken as a warning if you decide to use today’s ad item as implied.

Finally, as we take a trip down :

...no wonder they won. 

Still, they were playing Holland… and this weekend will take on Spain in the Euro Cup Final.  Wonder who’ll get her boobs  support then?

And that’s it for the news.