Monday Funnies

…in which we play “Guess The Day Of The Week”:

SO:

 

Finally, from the Middle Finger Lady, a comparison:

I’ve mixed them up before, myself.

And just to show it isn’t ALL doom ‘n gloom, some musical chicks:

From the top:  Aubrey O’Day, Dolly, Simone Simons, Una Healy.

Now sing along with me:  “Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work we go…”

Family Tree

We’re all used to “non-White” women who turn out to be, well, snow White (Elizabeth Warren and Rachel Dolezal, to name but a couple).

How about a “descendant of slaves” radical Marxist Black activist whose actual ancestor was one of the Mayflower Pilgrims?

It’s not often a news item gets me chuckling, but this one sure as hell did.

News Roundup

Sponsored by the makers of:

From the Dept. Of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change:

...Snowflake City.


...I prefer to keep things simple: don’t trust ANY government agency.

And speaking of government-run institutions:



...because of course he would.

From the Dept. Of Irony:

...or as he himself might say:  “Burn, baby, burn.”

From the Dept. Of Education:

...only 55?  They need to try harder.


...what’s gambled in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Dept. Of International News:


...as are all who dare challenge the Great Cultural Melting Pot Experiment.


...♫ ♪ ♫ ♪…it’s raining beasts, hallelujah...♫ ♪ ♫ ♪


...laugh all you want, but in a couple years’ time this won’t be satire.

And in INSIGNIFICA:

 

This Roundup’s Hotty Totty:

There’s this Brit TV show about people leaving gloomy Britishland for sunnier climes, and one of the show’s hosts is named Laura Hamilton:

 

 

Little toothy, but still quite MILFy…