That’s not a dick, daddy. A dick is at least this long.
I believe the classic is “It looks something like a man’s penis, only smaller.”
“I didn’t think that came in that size in white.”
“It’s JUST like a penis… only smaller.”
Same caption as the other day….
“That look you want to see when you whip it out.”
He walked up to me and he asked me to dance
I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice he said, “Lolo”
I guess what they say isn’t always true
You’re not a girl??!
Doxycycline can help with that….
Another one:
Again, Hunter?
Ooh, that’s good.
you got a pussy too. Damn
Suzette was pleasantly surprised that Phil really could carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donuts.
DING! DING! DING! I think we have a coffee-spittin’ winner here.
Oh, Lord, they’ve gender-switched the Bond movie For Your Eyes Only.
(If you don’t understand, look up the movie poster.)
If that was me standing there, she’d be completely covered-up by a hairy ball sack.
It’s true! It’s true!
She had that look three times while he was undressing. First, when he took off his socks, she saw that his toes were all deformed and upon inquiry he stated, “Oh, when I was a child I had toelio.”
“You mean polio”, she replied.
“No, it was toelio. It only effects your toes.”
Then she got that look again when he took off his pants and his knees were all lumpy and weird looking.
“Oh, that, I also contracted kneesels when I was child.”
“Are you sure it wasn’t measels?”, she asked.
“Nope. Kneesels only effects your knees.”
The photo above is from the third and final time she got that look which was when he took off his underwear and she said, “Don’t tell me, you also had a severe case of smallcocks!”
I think this link (H/T Dave Thompson https://thompsonblog.co.uk/) qualifies although not strictly speaking a caption
Strong stomach and NSFW
https://twitter.com/terftastic1/status/1627486331218673664
“OMG! He’s gonna try to put that thing in me???”
That’s not a dick, daddy. A dick is at least this long.
I believe the classic is “It looks something like a man’s penis, only smaller.”
“I didn’t think that came in that size in white.”
“It’s JUST like a penis… only smaller.”
Same caption as the other day….
“That look you want to see when you whip it out.”
He walked up to me and he asked me to dance
I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice he said, “Lolo”
I guess what they say isn’t always true
You’re not a girl??!
Doxycycline can help with that….
Another one:
Again, Hunter?
Ooh, that’s good.
you got a pussy too. Damn
Suzette was pleasantly surprised that Phil really could carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donuts.
DING! DING! DING! I think we have a coffee-spittin’ winner here.
Oh, Lord, they’ve gender-switched the Bond movie For Your Eyes Only.
(If you don’t understand, look up the movie poster.)
If that was me standing there, she’d be completely covered-up by a hairy ball sack.
It’s true! It’s true!
She had that look three times while he was undressing. First, when he took off his socks, she saw that his toes were all deformed and upon inquiry he stated, “Oh, when I was a child I had toelio.”
“You mean polio”, she replied.
“No, it was toelio. It only effects your toes.”
Then she got that look again when he took off his pants and his knees were all lumpy and weird looking.
“Oh, that, I also contracted kneesels when I was child.”
“Are you sure it wasn’t measels?”, she asked.
“Nope. Kneesels only effects your knees.”
The photo above is from the third and final time she got that look which was when he took off his underwear and she said, “Don’t tell me, you also had a severe case of smallcocks!”