Stuff that makes me laugh
We’re all used to “non-White” women who turn out to be, well, snow White (Elizabeth Warren and Rachel Dolezal, to name but a couple).
How about a “descendant of slaves” radical Marxist Black activist whose actual ancestor was one of the Mayflower Pilgrims?
It’s not often a news item gets me chuckling, but this one sure as hell did.
…who would make a better President than any current Democrat politician:
Feel free to disagree and / or suggest your own candidates. (Remember: no furriners.)
Your suggestions in Comments.
Sponsored by the makers of:
From the Dept. Of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change:
...Snowflake City.
...I prefer to keep things simple: don’t trust ANY government agency.
And speaking of government-run institutions:
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...because of course he would.
From the Dept. Of Irony:
...or as he himself might say: “Burn, baby, burn.”
From the Dept. Of Education:
...only 55? They need to try harder.
...what’s gambled in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Dept. Of International News:
...as are all who dare challenge the Great Cultural Melting Pot Experiment.
...♫ ♪ ♫ ♪…it’s raining beasts, hallelujah...♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
...laugh all you want, but in a couple years’ time this won’t be satire.
And in INSIGNIFICA:
This Roundup’s Hotty Totty:
There’s this Brit TV show about people leaving gloomy Britishland for sunnier climes, and one of the show’s hosts is named Laura Hamilton:
Little toothy, but still quite MILFy…
Sponsored by:
And on that pungent note, here’s the real smelly stuff:
...not that she should have been arrested in the first place, but this DID happen in Airstrip One, after all.
From the Dept. Of Irony:
...on the bright side, it wasn’t crucifixion.
...but for those of us who’ve been paying attention, it’s turning out EXACTLY as we expected.
…AK, Glock, howitzers, they’re all the same to him, the demented old fucker. And speaking of which:
...if it’s fake news, can fake medical tests be far behind?
...so: back to your bedtime triple espressos, then.
...to prove that all appearances to the contrary, she ISN’T Billy Idol?
...key word: France.
...2% of the population, 2% of the commercials. What to complain about?
...now THAT’S going to hit them hard, so to speak. And speaking of ejaculations:
...the medical equivalent of drive-through restaurants.
And from INSIGNIFICA:
...because as any fule kno, if they’re NOT old enough to bleed...
...who she? you ask.
Here’s the fun part, though. Once you get past the carefully-styled and artfully-posed pics, what you really get is something a little… errrr plumper:
Fake news, in other words.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Monday again… how special.
I’m not in a good mood today, so be warned…
That’s it. Now get back to what you were doing before.
