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And in similar vein:
...and they said romance was dead.
...roll on Cherry 2000, baby.
...and handed it to the cops as “evidence”. Works for me.
...because no Black man, ever, has stolen a car.
...Rolling who?
...wait, a 1.5 Richter? [laughs in Turkish]
...once again: beware round numbers. And see next week’s breathless report which will completely contradict this one.
…sorry, m’lady, but this started LONG before #MeToo.
#PussificationOfTheWesternMale.
...okay, now THAT’S funny.
From the Dept. Of Energy:
...eagles to the west of me, whales in the east, here I am stuck in the middle with you coal. [thankee, Reader terrapod]
...and predictably, all the mainstream media reports are about how the cops beat him up while getting his gun away from him.
...if they can fuck with Roald Dahl’s books, I can bowdlerize their fucking headlines.
And from the dripping files of INSIGNIFICA:
And finally, on a musical note:
…and while we’re there:
I think she’s adorable — although I’m still trying to deal with her being 48 (!!!) — and she has a brilliant (and sexy) stage act.