Sponsored by:
And some people who have no clue:
...who’s this little gayboy, again? Has he ever been elected to any office?
Then again:
...seems like these elected officials from Red America know more about the topic than the above gayboy.
...then maybe small-bore cartridges will do the trick? I’m thinking something around .357 (handguns) or 6.5mm (rifles), but I’m always open to alternatives.
And now on to less relevant topics:
...I’m trying to see why this is my problem.
...to the complete surprise of… nobody.
...I’d be too embarrassed to come along too, if I were the little shit who’d blocked all Trump’s border security initiatives.
...this report coming to you from Planet Obvious.
...I think “assisted suicide” should be left to the professionals — i.e. the Clintons.
...sounds about right.
...and this too sounds about right. No mention of any pre-execution torture, however, which makes me sad.
From the Teacher Of The Year Competition:
...I know, I too wish I were of school-going age right now.
And from our Paige Three Department:
...wherein our girl makes us proud, once again.
Now for INSIGNIFICA:
...fixed it for them.
Finally, some news of a career change:
...for the Beanpole fans among you.
Now off to keep your careers going, such as they are.
