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From the Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change:
...of course they are. As long as you can produce some, you know, proof of your assertion, you malevolent troll.
...yeah, petty reasons like escaping grinding poverty, bloody civil wars and Muslim barbarism just can’t compete.
...are we sure it’s not that pesky climate change’s fault?
...fantasy, meet reality. Pretty, innit?
And for the next such meeting, watch this development:
...this “reimagining” will work out not as hoped for by people named Gavin Newsom, but precisely as expected by the Reality-Based Community.
And in Entertainment News:
...not that anyone can actually afford Disneyland’s prices anymore anyway.
From the Heart Of Stone Chronicles:
...okay, you can all quit that derisive laughter now.
...so to sum up: telling the truth is now a terrorist crime? Got it.
...which would be nice, except that then you have to live among Swiss people.
...I think Biden needs to suffer a lot more, on a more profound and elemental level. Related:
When you ask ChatGPT to create a photo of a bitter socialist eco-warrior activist with an Ivy League degree and possible lesbian tendencies, this is probably what you’ll get:
…and… 
...am I the only one who thinks that there’s so much wrong with both these situations?
And from the Dept. Of Corporate Fascism:
...the “opposition” did not include whipping, defenestration, tar & feathers or heads on pikes, but it should have.
And in INSIGNIFICA:
And finally:
...keyword: Germany.
However, this being Germany, there’s also a greater-than-zero chance of this:
And that’s it for the news.
