News Roundup

And on we go, with our ten shots of bad news…


...that’s only because these snowflakes haven’t been exposed to actual violence. I have some ideas that could fix that. A cricket bat may be involved.

And speaking of freedom of speech, we have some Mostly Peaceful News:


...you see, if you’re going to stage a mostly-peaceful riot in Britishland, you can only do it if you’re doing the pro-Palestinian/anti-Semitic, Green or LGBTOSTFU thing, where the cops look on benignly.  If you’re protesting government immigration policy, though, the rozzers will stomp you.

And:


...and there ya go.

From the Dumbass Chronicles:


...trying to help a rattlesnake = trying to help a Communist;  you’re gonna get bitten.


...and the best posting for this clueless moron would be to Australia, so as to raise the average IQ in both the US and Oz.  (Also filed under “Nepo/DEI Promotion”.)

Some more Political News:


...an excellent point. The answer of “how?” is contained in the words “the media”.

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...and in the absence of fraudulent ballots, she’d be lucky to get as much as that.  Hence:

Some Sporting News:


...and why not?  It’s just archery without bows, after all.

In The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


Finally, it wouldn’t be a Roundup without an obligatory Everybody Panic!!! entry:


...just another example of all the good that Africa brings to the world.

And in the tangle of 

       


...from Christian mom to OnlyFans houri, in other words:

And that’s it for the news.

Monday Funnies

So let’s exchange the shouts for a few giggles.

And now, some stuff to help you open your eyes on this Monday morning:

 


By the way:  next week’s Funnies’ theme will be “All About The Color Red”.  Try to contain your excitement.

Bombs Away

I can earnestly recommend Lord HardThrasher’s series on the Allied bombing campaign in WWII Europe.  (He sounds exactly like Mr. Free Market would sound, if Mr. FM could be arsed to do a show about the military.)

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

He spares nobody, and I mean nobody.  (Ignore the occasional anti-Trump digs;  he’s just swinging his saber indiscriminately.)  He is, of course, especially scornful of the Nazis.

 

Greatest Living English Historian?  I report, you decide.

Speed Bump #7,694

Here we go again:

I don’t care about the story’s content or subject — on my interest scale, the hobbies of little fegelehs who jump into water rank somewhere below the sex lives of tarantulas — but FFS.

The knitting term is “PURL” and not “pearl”, you illiterate fucking scum of the earth.

There will come a time when I go over to Britishland and pay a visit to the offices of the Daily Mail, carrying my trusty cricket bat.  It will not be a pleasant site*.

 


*I know.  I just thought I’d pass it on.  Or you can take it as a pun.  Whatever.