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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
5 Worst Places To Lose Your Car Keys
Ranked in order of foulness / inconvenience:
- inside your mistress’s apartment when you have to get home quickly to take your daughter to her school ballet performance
- down your kitchen sink when the garbage disposal is running
- when it’s 1am and you’re inside a parking garage in downtown Johannesburg
- down a public toilet in Mumbai, India
- inside a Kardashian.
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Public Service
Apparently, if men stare at women’s boobs, it’s one of the six things we can do to live longer.
You know where this is heading, right?
…and one last offering, courtesy of Old Texan:
No need to thank me; it’s all part of the service. And as for the other five things: yer on yer own.
Caption Competition #37
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5 Worst Views From Your Hotel Room
A pictorial, in ascending order of horrible:
5) New York:
4) London:
3) Munich:
2) Bangalore (listed as “Park View”):
…and to the surprise of absolutely nobody:
1) San Francisco:
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Solidarity
Apparently, some cartoonist is in trouble for, well, drawing a cartoon (and his newspaper has, quite rightly, stood up for him). Said cartoon, which, like ALL cartoons, exaggerates the target’s features, has caused him to receive a storm of hate mail and even death threats because racism. So in solidarity with Mark Knight and because fuck PC censorship, I’m publishing his cartoon here:
Let the fainting, pearl-clutching and hate mail begin. As for death threats… LOL.
Here are a couple of other Knight cartoons which could have caused a similar response from conservatives, but didn’t (because we have a sense of humor, unlike the Perpetually-Aggrieved).
I love his cartoons of former OzPM, the lefty Welsh-born Julia Gillard:
I can’t wait to see the hate mail from gingers, people with big noses and of course the Sheep-Shaggers.