Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Spreading The Virus

Funny Stuff

“Going viral” now has a whole new meaning:

 

I am SO weak…

Of course, there are other ways to make light of this thing:

For my Tribe Readers:

(yeah, I get them too)

More celebrities:

And where would we be without the WHO?

 

Finally, a sooper-seekrit poll what I done myself (promise):

To quote Dan Rather:  “Fake, but accurate.”

Financial Opportunity

Funny Stuff, Politics

I wish I were a bookie.  Then, if this happened:

…and somehow he got elected, I’d start an offshore bookie business:

  • 2-1 that he’d “hang himself” in the presidential limo on the way back to the White House from his inauguration ceremony
  • 3-1 there’d be an “accident” at the Inauguration Ball
  • 1-3 he’d die “of natural causes” before his first Cabinet meeting
  • 1,000-1 odds against him living long enough to deliver his first State Of The Union address.

Yeah, Hillary Bitch Clinton would be President, but I’d have made a lot of money and be living in the Caymans.

5 Worst Things About Valentine’s Day

The Worst

Welcome to the first major Hallmark Holiday of the year. Here are the five worst:

  • Soppy fucking movies on TV and cutesy fucking teddy bears (are we still five years old?) everywhere you look
  • Hay fever from all the fucking roses in the drugstore
  • This bullshit in the newspapers:
  • All those articles in women’s magazines about how single women are traumatized by not having a date tonight
  • Knowing that it’s the one day of the year you have to buy her flowers / candy / a romantic dinner simply to get what you can get any other night of the year just by feeding her a couple wine coolers.

Your pet peeves about ValDay in Comments.

Stalingrad Falls

Beauty

…and in other not-news, we have this development:

Less than one-third of women worldwide are satisfied with the size of their breasts.

Anyone (male or female) over the age of 16 will know all this — like we need a study to tell us the news.  [eyecross]

But yes I know, this report is useless wifout pichurs.

Don’t look too unhappy to me, but I’ve never been able to figure out what women are thinking anyway.  All I know is that this girl looks quite satisfied with her superstructure:

But once again, I’m not the expert on this topic.  It might just be the guns.