As Week 2 of self-isolation begins, we go Full Absurd:
And stuff like this happens when you have to endure self-isolation:
…and the offending article:
and from Britishland:
Now, a test:
Question: If you had a choice from whom you’d rather contract coronavirus sickness after six hours of bed-bending sex, which of the following potential partners would you choose?
Okay okay okay… that was just a sample set of choices. Here are the REAL choices:
Option #1 (Classy):
Option#2 (Home Girl):
Option #4 (Cutie-Pie):
Hint: there are no wrong answers. However, if your final choice is from the Sample set of pics, go and stand in the corner with the “Pervo” hat on.