“Dear Dr. Kim.
“I’m so worried about getting the coronavirus. What can I do?”
— Paranoid, Chicago
Do all the stuff that people have been telling you to do: wash your hands thoroughly and often, cover your mouth when you cough and sneeze, wear a face mask if you’re forced to be in close contact with other people, and don’t touch steel surfaces like handrails without cleaning your hands immediately afterwards.
Oh, and shoot all Chinese people on sight.
— Dr. Kim