Tag: Humor

Commentary shorter than Adam Schiff’s dick.

…okay.  As long as they also waive the right to state-sponsored medical care if they catch the Chinkvirus.

…nice to know they’ve fixed the Chinkvirus thing and can start concentrating on important health issues.

…and if there’s a downside to this, I can’t see it.

…which means that the Chinkvirus panic isn’t getting headlines anymore, so journalists must go back to older panic warnings,  And speaking of saving Teh Environment:.

…doesn’t matter, as long as the goal of closing all eeeevil powerplants remains in place.

And for some lighter relief:

…what our parents used to refer to as a “fall-back” career.

…quite possibly the best example of a First World Problem ever.

…although I would have thought that as almost all sharks have teeth that can rip flesh off your bones, the actual brand of death-dealing shark would be fairly irrelevant, here.  Unless, of course, it’s a completely new breed of Chinese Murder Winged Shark.

Short and sweet, like Ariel Winter.

…which rather makes nonsense of the poll results below:

…to which I ask:  WHICH Americans?  Did they poll only the Harvard faculty lounge?

…given how much the Chinese hate Blacks, that’s probably a design feature of the Chinkvirus, not a flaw.

…guess their jobs weren’t as “essential” as they thought.  Let’s hope it’s a trend.

..whereby you don’t have to stay at home to have sex with yer girlfriend.

…and yet, we’re the bad guys for doing stuff like this:

…damn, but this is taking a long time.

…and even though this particular incident was in Britishland, it’s a left-wing ploy everywhere.  Which is why we’re not surprised by:

…because it’s easier to hijack a mass mailing and forge different votes than to do all that tedious cemetery work to find new voters.

…this guy is a bigger ginger pussy than his aunt Sarah Ferguson ever was.