News Roundup

Commentary shorter than Adam Schiff’s dick.

…okay.  As long as they also waive the right to state-sponsored medical care if they catch the Chinkvirus.

…nice to know they’ve fixed the Chinkvirus thing and can start concentrating on important health issues.

…and if there’s a downside to this, I can’t see it.

…which means that the Chinkvirus panic isn’t getting headlines anymore, so journalists must go back to older panic warnings,  And speaking of saving Teh Environment:.

…doesn’t matter, as long as the goal of closing all eeeevil powerplants remains in place.

And for some lighter relief:

…what our parents used to refer to as a “fall-back” career.

…quite possibly the best example of a First World Problem ever.

…although I would have thought that as almost all sharks have teeth that can rip flesh off your bones, the actual brand of death-dealing shark would be fairly irrelevant, here.  Unless, of course, it’s a completely new breed of Chinese Murder Winged Shark.