BritPM Winston Churchill Boris Johnson has decided to take stern measures in Britishland’s struggle against the Nazis the Chinkvirus by issuing… SLOGANS!

…which when translated, comes out to mean this:

I think we Murkins should use the same awful weapon, only directed at our wonderful government:

Or else, if the Gummint doesn’t get the message, a public service message to Red America:

Just kidding, of course.  I would never use so terrible a weapon as a slogan billboard against our beloved Gummint.


  1. Slogans? We ain’t got no stinkin’ SLOGANS! We don’ NEED no STEENKIN’ SLOGANS!

    Not when Mayor Bloombutt in New York is about to unleash his minions to remind and educate citizens as to the proper ways to “social distance.”

    My thoughts: where did he come up with these “associates?” What kind of training have they had? Was a police record for assault or violent crime a prerequisite for membership? Given the temperament of New Yorkers in general, what do you suppose the response will be when one of these socially-minded young people step up to provide the benefit of their Covid knowledge?

    “Yo, man! You be standing too close!”
    Select one response: 1)An eruption of profanities that would make a dockworker blush, 2)Gunfire, 3)Both A and B.

    1. I’d go with B alone. Use A and some LE shitbird would add “hate crime” to whatever they charged you with.

  2. A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.

    Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, “Jump in, I can save you.”

    The stranded fellow shouted back, “No, it’s OK, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me.”

    So the rowboat went on.

    Then a motorboat came by. “The fellow in the motorboat shouted, “Jump in, I can save you.”

    To this the stranded man said, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.”

    So the motorboat went on.

    Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, “Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety.”

    To this the stranded man again replied, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.”

    So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.

    Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, “I had faith in you but you didn’t save me, you let me drown. I don’t understand why!”

    To this God replied, “I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?”

    Pretty sure the signal went up long ago and we’re well into the helicopter stage now.

    1. yup, and the idiots claiming it’s just a flu or worse there’s no disease at all are the ones in denial.

      It’s real people, and it’s a bad one. I lived through it, but 2 MONTHS on I still have trouble getting air at times, find myself gasping for breath for minutes after simply walking a flight of stairs.

      Sure, plan opening things up again. But do it gradually, in slow deliberate stages. Prevents the healthcare system getting overwhelmed as people get infected, and hopefully keeps the total numbers down until an effective cure and/or vaccine is available.

  3. Warning for the American Elitists;

    Sit down and shut up

    We shoot better than your stormtroopers

    Much less YOU

    Think about it

  4. “the chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall”, “john has a long mustache, john has a long mustache”.

    1. Good one! I can just see my neighbors, heading out to their gardens in the late evening, shovels in hand. Time to dig for “buried treasure” under the compost pile.

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