Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Slogans

Disaster, Gummint, Mocking Furriners

BritPM Winston Churchill Boris Johnson has decided to take stern measures in Britishland’s struggle against the Nazis the Chinkvirus by issuing… SLOGANS!

…which when translated, comes out to mean this:

I think we Murkins should use the same awful weapon, only directed at our wonderful government:

Or else, if the Gummint doesn’t get the message, a public service message to Red America:

Just kidding, of course.  I would never use so terrible a weapon as a slogan billboard against our beloved Gummint.

News Roundup

Bad News

Short and sweet, like Ariel Winter.


…which rather makes nonsense of the poll results below:


…to which I ask:  WHICH Americans?  Did they poll only the Harvard faculty lounge?


…given how much the Chinese hate Blacks, that’s probably a design feature of the Chinkvirus, not a flaw.


…guess their jobs weren’t as “essential” as they thought.  Let’s hope it’s a trend.


..whereby you don’t have to stay at home to have sex with yer girlfriend.


…and yet, we’re the bad guys for doing stuff like this:


…damn, but this is taking a long time.


…and even though this particular incident was in Britishland, it’s a left-wing ploy everywhere.  Which is why we’re not surprised by:


…because it’s easier to hijack a mass mailing and forge different votes than to do all that tedious cemetery work to find new voters.


…this guy is a bigger ginger pussy than his aunt Sarah Ferguson ever was.