Tag: Humor

All the news that’s fit to ignore, has been.  What’s left is below, with abbreviated commentary.  Let’s start with some good news, for a change:

…otherwise known as the “Putting The Grownups In Charge” law.

…of course, this happened in Britishland, where people are being driven insane by all the lockdown nonsense.  Here, the “vigilante” would have been shot by a concerned bystander.

Never mind, we have this to look forward to:

…oh well, if someone from Yale tells us that, we can trust it, can’t we?

…not that I care what this demented old fucker says, but let me tell you all, the minute I get vaccinated, I’m outta here.  Mostly to get away from him and his equally-horrible vice-president:

…considering she worships at the Church Of Joseph Stalin The Redeemer, you’ll forgive me if I don’t believe her.

…and people are still wondering why the UK decided to leave the EU.  Not that they aren’t fucking stupid themselves:

…imagine having only CNBC/MSNBC to watch on TV and having to pay a lot of money for the privilege, and you’ll get an idea of what the Brits have to put up with.

…I should also point out that His Wokeness is a vegan.  Just sayin’.

And now, a post-op report:

Bianca Gascoigne shows the results of her breast reduction surgery:

You just have to wonder…

Keeping it short and sweet, like Salma Hayek.

…and if one of my children ever did this to me, they could expect to see their car firebombed or towed.  Which is why they wouldn’t do it.

…as are we all.  These pathetic accommodationists make Neville Chamberlain look like Attila The Hun.

…I report, you decide.

…hey, “Reverend”:  waddya expect from a bunch of gun-totin’ rednecks, anyway?  Kinda like what we expect from a racist hustler from NYfuckenC.

…I was going to refer to these people as “morons”, but it seems redundant, somehow.

…LOL as panic ensues.

…hardly worth commentary, really.  Anyone who’s ever had a Tequila Evening could probably top that story.

…and until recently, New Zealand was always regarded as the “sensible” country in Australasia.

…order away, Joe.  Let’s see how that works out for ya.

…giving a whole new meaning to the term “one-night stand”.

And speaking of short and sweet:

…although frankly, I was amazed to see that the shortass’s feet even reached the ground.

Finally, a couple of my Brit Readers have complained about me giving short shrift to the extraordinary Rhian Sugden on these pages.  Complain no more: